🎵 Troll Doll Jingles // by Jimmy Fallon

3 ContributorsTroll Doll Jingles Lyrics [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Hello, my name is Jimmy Fallon And welcome back to the auditions for Troll Productions Incorporated Remember, we're looking for a jingle for our new line of troll dolls, a jingle Alright so thanks for coming to the auditions, uh, first up, U2? [Jimmy Fallon as Bono] Uh! Uh! Troll doll out on the street Got no job, got no money, got no shoes on their feet But they gotta stand tall, stay high And troll doll And troll doll Aight! Uh! [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Thank you, and next up for the auditions, the uh, the 4 Non Blondes? [Jimmy Fallon as Linda Perry] 25 years, I'll be 30 years old I'm five and I'm sitting here playing with this troll This troll that I got for Christmas And so I'm playing with his shirt and I'm playing with his hair I'm gonna play with my friend, so I'll put you right there And I'll, I'll be back, I'll be back in a minute But when I come back around my troll's not there And I remember his shirt and his long pink hair And I scream from the top of my lungs, "My troll is gone" And I say hey-ey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey I said hey, my troll is gone [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Thank you, next up uh, we'll do... Next up for the auditions are, R.E.M.? [Jimmy Fallon as Michael Stipe] That's it in the window That troll is a Blue Light Special here at Kmart Can't wait to get it Oh no, it costs too much I don't have enough [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Thank you, next up, uh, next up we'll do the Counting Crows? [Jimmy Fallon as Adam Duritz] Sha la la la la la yeah Uh huh, chyeah Got this doll, he's a friend of mine He's always there when I need him, Mr. Troll We go out for a walk sometimes And we take a walk, we take a walk, yeah Mr. Troll and me Cruisin' around the streets of Boston And we get lost sometimes But we don't know how, it's a sold out show and we're Sha la la la la la, la la la, la la la la Mr. Troll and me, gonna be big stars [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Next up, uh, next up, uh, Coldplay [Jimmy Fallon as Chris Martin] I bought a troll, I bought a troll for you The one you wanted was blue But they only had yellow Together! 1, 2, 3, 4! [Audience] I bought a troll, I bought a troll for you The one you wanted was blue But they only had yellow [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Next up, uh... that was great Next up, uh, next up for the auditions, Alanis Morissette? [Jimmy Fallon as Alanis Morissette] I wanted a troll doll But didn't have money to pay for it So we decided to steal it A five-finger discount, and run for it But you, you got away And I was indicted Because of a troll doll [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Next up, um, next up, the uh, Dave Matthews Band? [Jimmy Fallon as Dave Matthews] I say I'm in a toy store, got a troll for my kid I fell asleep and they locked me in Yeah yeah yeah, now I'm stuck inside Because here I have been shopping for a long long time Treadin' trodden trolls for a long long time Open up this toy store and let me out Little baby [Jimmy Fallon] Thank you very much, I appreciate it, goodnight everybody!