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[Intro: Sample]
"Just saw an alien saucer approaching from the sky
Radio contact has been attempted but cannot be established Instructions are to prepare for an attack by an unknown enemy"
[Verse 1: Lil Radish Shifu]
Foreskin, pull out my motherfuckin' smeg'
Dispense it at you and now you got a smelly stench
She gave me head, so she got smegma in her neck
I get smegma, gonorrhea, chlamydia, I think I'm gonna die
When I was in jail, I accidentally dropped the soap and i cried
But if she get greedy, I’m gonna eat all her fries
Tip down, it's all smeg'
Been fucking smelly smegma, and I ain't cum yet
You F with me wrong, I get SSD on your neck
The flight too boring, so I cause a bomb threat
The guns are down and they start to arrest
I pay them all with a smegma check
Our music is the worst I don’t care about the best
This game is foreskin, I got my hand up it’s tip
My goldfish died and I said what the flip
And Penis Avenue is where I live
[Verse 2: Smelly Smegma Dispenser]
I'm not smelly, somebody lied
I got some smegma in the car
I got some smegma in the car
I got some smegma in the car
Yeah, skeet on the opps like it's December 1st
Pull off my foreskin and pee on 'em where it hurts
If I die today, remember me like Josh Smeggon
Buried in penis, I'm talking all smelly smegma, uh
Big black penis, with some smegma on it
That right there is some good shit, make me wanna cry
When I see a good penis it make me cry
'Cause it's so beautiful, yeah, you are so beautiful to me
Yeah, yeah, end this fucking song already
Yuh, yuh, I got smeg'
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