🎵 El Scorcho [The Lion and the Witch] // by Weezer

1 ContributorEl Scorcho [The Lion and the Witch] Lyrics [Spoken Word Intro] Rivers: Bravos (?) [Verse 1] Goddamn you half-Japanese girls Do it to me every time Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello And I'm jello, baby But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me I'm the epitome of public enemy Why you wanna go and do me like that? Come down on the street and dance with me [Chorus] I'm a lot like you, so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me [Verse 2] I wish I could dye my hair nuh nuh-nuh (Yeah) –diary "Watching Grunge leg drop New Jack through a press table" And then my heart stopped, "Listening to Cio-Cio San Fall in love all over again" [Chorus] I'm a lot like you, so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me [Bridge: Rivers Cuomo, Brian Bell] How stupid is it? I can't talk about it I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart How stupid is it? Won't you gimme a minute? Just come up to me and say hello to my heart How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too And maybe you just don't know what to do Or maybe you're scared to say "I'm falling for you" [Verse 3] I wish I could get my head out of the sand 'Cause I think we'd make a good team And you would keep my fingernails clean But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize 'Cause I can't even look in your eyes Without shaking, I ain't faking I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon [Chorus] I'm a lot like you, so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting (Waiting, oh) I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me (Oh-hoo) [Outro: (Brian Bell), Rivers Cuomo, Brian Bell & Rivers Cuomo] (I'm a lot like you) I'm a lot like you (I'm a lot like you) I'm waiting, oh I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me, woo Oh! [Spoken Word Outro] Rivers: Okay, whatever, this next song's called "Holiday". And if we're not gonna start it yet, we're gonna start right now. Uhh... In a second. Whenever Pat's ready