5 ContributorsRETARDIVAL Lyrics
[Verse 1: pessimist]
Way too gay to fuck with hoes
But I’d still suck her toes
Fat bitch, I’ma suck her rolls
Shut up and eat a cinnamon roll
Way too rich to suck a dick
Pouring green like pickle rick
You get jugged, hit a lick
Chris Brown, I think I hit a bitch
Yeah, yeah, pull up with Exe and J.B.S
I’ma go jerk off Kanye West
Maybe after all we all have sex
Unlike Jaydes, I won’t molest
I don’t want no jokes
That boy got slow strokes
Homiesexual, I fuck with folks
Fuck that I’m finally gone awoke
[Hook: pessimist]
Go, go, go, go
Head so good, he honor roll
He ride my dick like a Carnival
I don’t think I’m responsible
Go, go, go, go
Head so good, he honor roll
He ride my dick like a Carnival
I don’t think I’m responsible
[Verse 2: Exe]
He ride it like a brick
We put dick in their ass
I put it in from the back
I gave that sigma, a cock
They suck me out in France
In the hot tub, big horny I'm gay
Everyday you are gonna pay for a porno, do your mom
"Major Tom, call where you from
Chromaton, I got cum"
On my ass, give me some
Cutting it off, don't want dick
(indistinct), skidibi, I'm the homo gay
These gays wanna fuck me nay
David Bowie's gonna pray
Gotta watch out his ass, hey!
[Verse 3: Mcmean and pessimist]
This the game of thrones
Yeezy not the sigma
Elon, where my rocket ship?, It's time to be- skidibi
They served us the porn, since the day I was born
Anybody pissed off? Gotta make them drink the urine
Like R-Kelly,- now I'm Ye-Kelly,-now I'm Bill Cosby-
Now I'm Puff-Daddy Sigma, That's "Me-Too, Me-Sigma"
Why she say she sucked my dick?
Then she say she sucked my dick and the kid
She gonna take it up the butt
Like a ventrilosigma
I've been here since the suh-skidibi
Since I had the rollie on the sigma
I'm the new Jesus, bitch!
I turned water to Chris
This is for what they did to sigma
They can't do shit with the skidibi
With all my kids in high school (go, go, go, go)
We ain't being sigma like Chris Brown (head so good, he honor roll)
[Hook: pessimist]
He ride my dick like a Carnival
I don’t think I’m responsible
Go, go, go, go
Head so good, he honor roll
He ride my dick like a Carnival
I don’t think I’m responsible
[Verse 4: J.B.S]
Uh, yah
She ride my dick like a carnival
(indistinct) eat me up like a carnivore
I live my life in styles, I'm gonna eat your ass and barnacle
I live my life like CaseOh streaming 24/7 daily
I just fucked Miley Cyrus in the bathtub
We just had a really good backrub
I just fucked Selena in the bathtub
I give her a really good foot massage
I just gave Wist a backrub
I just gave Mez a backrub
My mother died in 2007
R.I.P, she ain't in heaven
She at the carnival
It's in hell, I mean, well
Ty Dolla $ign I gave him a backrub, And well
I get no help, this is my jail, This is my jail cell
This is the hell I don't escape
I live my life in constant fear
My momma look like Constantine
(audible cough)
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