🎵 The Secret Track (Pt. 3) // by The Midnight Beast

1 ContributorThe Secret Track (Pt. 3) Lyrics [Intro: Stefan] Here we go He's back [Verse 1: Stefan, Dru & Ash, Ash] Since 1989, I've been making these rhymes Rapping senseless lyrics and saying that it's grime I pull up on the mic, they shit themselves in sight So hard that their arseholes start producing bits of spine It's Stefan, he's back, spittin' on a track Saliva pouring out his gob, the gang calls him a tap Here he goes, committin' to this flow Stickin' to a rhythm and seeing where it goes (Oh, oh) He's out of lyrics He's back again They're excited, they're looking Stefan James Donald John-ald Abingdon Can't say his own name, 'cause he's so famous Why would that make sense? 'Cause he wears trainers He's wearin' Vans Everyone is, everyone's wearing Vans Neds and chavs (Neds), neds Showing his age with the slang, twenty-nine Don't say it out loud, he's thirty in January Where'd the time go? Cereal, it's cereal The nutty sort, it's cereal Lactose-free milk, times have changed He's been out all night and getting dizzy spells again He went to Boots, they checked his eyes They said that he was okay And then he gave him eye drops His pupils dilated They tried to sell him glasses But he couldn't see the glasses, 'cause his pupils were dilated The rhymes are gone, the rhymes are gone He's just telling stories, in rhythm to the song Walter White, diagnosed with a bad disease Start cooking meth, provide for his family He started out with good intentions And it all fucked up Met Jesse Pinkman, played by Aaron Paul (Paul) Fast & Furious (Fast & Furious) Did he—, was he in that? No, ha-ha Alright, I got a story for ya Last night, I was hungry I ordered a burger There was just bread, and no fucking burger I called Deliveroo And they said, "We're not giving you discounts" And I said, "What the fuck?" And they said, "We'll give you credit" And I said, "That's not good enough 'Cause you've wasted my time I'm now fucking late for my friend's birthday At, um, a club night in London" (Alright, woo!) Pure fire, thank you! (Fire, fire!) Boom [Chorus: All, Stefan] We can't rap or freestyle quite yet That's why we made the chorus hard to forget We can't rap, and our freestyle is wack (Fuck me) But what do you expect from the secret track? (Part three) [Interlude: Dru] Yeah Part three [Verse 2: Dru, Stefan] Guess who back, it's Winnie the Dru Coming back from part two It's true, I'm here to abuse the mic Keep it light, when I rhyme, it's tight Think I used that line last time, right? I got red eye, I'm not high, don't sigh I swear it's the pollen, hay fever's a bitch Causing an itch, and that's it Okay, ah, here we go We are The Midnight Beast It's time for a midnight feast (Yeah) Never heard that one before, keep it original, mate 'Cause you're kinda late, in the day There's lots of things in the room to look at for inspiration There's toys and Lego I like Lego, let's have a go, on your leg-o Fuckin' hell, this is hard, no Okay, here we go And there's—, there's nothing There's nothing good in this (Yes, there is) I want to be a race-car driver, for a fiver Because that's all the money that I got And it's quite an expensive sport To get a really good report, you've gotta set a good f—, lap time And that's fine, if you got the pace Can't see me without a trace (Straight fire) In ten years time, probably come in 'round Stef's To do "Secret Track Part 5" 'Cause we're in this for the long run 'Cause it's kinda fun, not dumb Your mum's dumb [Chorus: All, Dru] We can't rap or freestyle quite yet That's why we made the chorus hard to forget We can't rap, and our freestyle is wack (Fuck me) But what do you expect from the secret track? (Part three) [Verse 3: Ash] Oh, we're starting with silence This is the secret track This is a secret track This is a secret track This is a secret track Gucci slides, Gucci slides, Gucci slides I just went and bought a new wife Spent ten rocks on a new knife Oh! Smell my balls, lick my dick Smell my dick, it's hard as wood Hit my ass, really fast Make me happy, boys Happy, happy, nose like Dappy My hares are eating crappy That's what I've written! I've got some other bits, okay Got to get high I've got to get high I need to get high Poppin' pills lately Xanax, E's, Nurofen, daily A—, a-a—, a-a-aily A Nike hat, Nike's fat, Nike's crap (Skeet!) Yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, oh yeah I just got a dog, it keeps me up all night Turn off the lights, please Black on black on black on black Vas' me all over, roll me over in a clover I'm here until it's over Here we go Taking pictures of my mum She looks really nice in that dress Darth Vader, where you at? (Where you at? Where you at?) Darth (Darth), Vader (Vader), where you at? You're looking real nice in that helmet My name is Lil Ash, flash me that cash Flash me that punani Nice and wet, nice and wet I got a wet mouth, I got a wet crotch Got a wet foot (Oh) Dru got married the other day He is looking kind of cool in his new Ra— Should I go for a dance break? Should I just go for a dance break? [Verse 4: Ash] Don't take that left (Left) Don't take that right (Right) That right is not right (Right) It leads you down the wrong path The wrong path is not the right path This isn't a rap, there is no rapping here [Chorus: All, Ash] We can't rap or freestyle quite yet That's why we made the chorus hard to forget We can't rap, and our freestyle is wack (Fuck me!) But what do you expect from the secret track? (Part three!)