🎵 Booty Store // by Your Favorite Martian

11 ContributorsBooty Store Lyrics [Intro: DeeJay] Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Butt cheeks) Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Make that ass clap) [Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert] Girl, you got class and you're lookin' so fine But you need a better ass as I follow behind You gotta go to Wal-Mart and get a new get-up Or you can pay us, we'll make your booty look better 'Cause this store sells brand new asses From the manufacturer straight to the masses So if your booty's flat, we'll take it back And give you a new ass, and you'll make it clap like Double Ds in the front and the back You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack And everybody will stare and they'll gawk astounded We'll give you an ass so big, you gotta walk around it You can have knowledge, self-esteem, and class But who needs all that when you gotta nice ass? [Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert] Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that When you could buy your self-esteem in the form of a brand new ass Everybody say [Refrain: DeeJay] Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Butt cheeks) Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Make that ass clap) [Interlude: Puff Puff Humbert] Come on, ladies, Come on down We've got some asses on clearance You buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free. Ha ha [Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert] We've got a store full of inventory We'll hook you up with a new butt, end of story We've got "My Humps." We got "Badunkadunk." We've got "Bootylicious" and "Junk in the Trunk." The type of butt that rappers sing of And if you're ol' school, we got the "Pumps and a Bump.' We've got miles of booty warehouse of booty White girl booty that's cute and snooty We've got the ass of Kardashian We've got the Jennifer Lopez if that's your plan We've got the Shakira, the Beyonce We've got the Matthew McConaughey …wait what? Our booty selection is second to none We'll even give an Asian a respectable butt You can have knowledge, self-esteem, and class But who needs all that when you gotta nice ass? [Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert] Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new ass Everybody say [Refrain: DeeJay] Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Butt cheeks) Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Make that ass clap) [Interlude 2: Puff Puff Humbert] Come on, ladies I can sell you a butt that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos? [Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert] Girl, we'll take your booty and make it so when you shake it Everybody in the place will pray for you to get naked We've got an abundance of asses so tan They'll make a catholic preacher say "god damn!" And if you can't afford it, I'm sorry, friend We've got a couple of asses in the bargain bin We've got a variety of booty if you like 'em bizarre We can make you an ass that can play guitar like [Butt Guitar Solo] [Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert] Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that When you could buy your self-esteem in the form of a brand new ass Everybody say [Refrain: DeeJay] Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Butt cheeks) Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Make that ass clap) [Outro: Puff Puff Humbert] So, come on down ladies Our booty store is conveniently located right off the westside highway Right next to the Chuck E. Cheese Come on Let's do this Put that ass on layaway