🎵 President // by Zafado

1 Contributor President Lyrics [Verse 1] A-ho ho ho ho! Yeah, aye, uh If I was the president I’d sleep with one eye open Got drones on drones on drones just to guard all my motion If I was the president I’d ban both sides, let ‘em fist fight Live on TV just to feel alive And if I was the president I’d legalise stress Put anxiety in bottles and sell it at CVS And if I was the president I’d pardon my clone Then blame him for the war and go ghost on my phone yeah If I was the president I’d make the news sing Autotune all the readers as they lie through their grin And if I was the president I’d outlaw the script No more red no more blue just whoever’s full of fucking shit [Chorus] Who finna be the next best president? (I’ll tell ya) I’m finna be the next best president? (That’s right) You finna be the next best president? (Come on, nah) I’m finna be the next best president [Verse 2] If I was the president I’d crash the Ben for sport Tell a fed run it back like a kangaroo court Let the dough hit zero, smile and report Let's go hand the homeless all the keys to my fort And if I was the president I’d paint The White House green And rename congress “the meme supreme” And let ‘em TikTok teams write my vaccine scheme Then blame the aliens when it gets too extreme, ho If I was the president I’d leak the whole vault Every backroom deal, every quote they hold Yeah mic up the snakes while they hiss their votes And sell the soundtrack out as a cult classic to folk If I was the president I’d rewrite the law Using crayons duct tape and your girlfriend’s bra Free tacos on Wednesday that’s my final call And every new bill finna end in yeehaw [Chorus] Who finna be the next best president? (Me me me me) I’m finna be the next best president (The G, the G, the G, the G) You finna be the next best president? (Nah, nah) (You, you, you, you?) I’m finna be the next best president [Instrumental] [Bridge] Aye, aye, aye Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do huh? (woah woah) [Chorus] (What, what, what, what) Who finna be the next best president? (What, what, what, what) I’m finna be the next best president (What, what, what, what) You finna be the next best president? (What, what, what, what) I’m finna be the next best president (Me motherfucker)