🎵 Shake It Off (Parody) // by Bart Baker

9 ContributorsShake It Off (Parody) Lyrics [Verse 1: Bart Baker as Taylor Swift] I have so much fame I'm richer than Bruce Wayne My life is so great, mmm-hmm I just can't keep a date, mmm-hmm But it's not enough for me To be queen of country I need more love and acclaim, mmm-hmm 'Cause I am insane, ha ha ha ha [Pre-Chorus: Taylor Swift] I'll make pop music that's trite, bland, and useless And use my dumb blonde cuteness to expand my fan base to a bigger size [Chorus] Yes, this song is really lame-lame-lame-lame-lame And this video's the same-same-same-same-same A mess of cheerleading, twerking, and ballet 'Make it stop! Make it stop!' (Ooh-ooh, ooh) Why does this scene look like a shitty Gap ad? Why the hell am I dressed like an urban man? I am clueless who I am-am-am-am-am ''Turn it off! Turn it off!'' [Verse 2: Taylor Swift] I date a lot of guys And I'm always surprised When they break up with me, mmm-mmm I'm lovely can't you see?! Mmm-mmm But the sad truth is that (The sad truth is that) I am a psychopath (Am a psychopath) If you do not love me, mmm-hmm I'll chop off your testes! Ha-ha-ha-ha! [Pre-Chorus] So just keep on hating And I'll keep on making Songs that keep on stating that I don't care Which proves you care way too much [Chorus] I just want the whole wide world to love Tay-Tay That's why I'm desperately trying to relate To every race by dressing up all these ways Make it stop! Make it stop! I have absolutely no rhythm. It's sad! When I dance I look like a paralyzed rat Hypnotizing you with ass so you can't Turn it off! Turn it off! [Bridge] Hey, hey, hey! You didn't think this god-awful pandering sellout song and video could get any worse, did you? Well, guess what? Now you have to listen to me rap! It's going according to plan I'll have my revenge on the haters who hate My new army of zombie fans will obey my commands Kill my haters and the jerks I used to date! Roaaaaar! [Chorus: Aron Reuben Korney as God, Bart Baker as Taylor Swift] Taylor, don't! You've gone insane-sane-sane-sane-sane! Your feeble attempt to halt me is in vain! Now, behold the dawning of my wicked reign! Taylor, stop! Taylor, stop! I will damn you back to Hell-Hell-Hell-Hell-Hell! Go ahead, that's where I dwell-dwell-dwell-dwell-dwell! There is nothing you can do to break my spell! Taylor, stop! Taylor, stop! (Ha-ha-ha-ha!) To break your evil curse (Roar!) I'll send you somewhere worse (Huh?) I, Lord God, now decree (Roar!) You go back to country! [Outro: Bart Baker as Taylor Swift and Hillbilly Bill, Aron Reuben Korney as Hillbilly Willy, Ricky Mammone as Hillbilly Hank] [Hillbilly Bill] Well, well, well, look who came crawlin' back to her country roots! [Hillbilly Willy] We don't take kindly around here to Satanic country singers that try to go pop, but then get banished back to country by the Lord! [Hillbilly Hank] No, we don't! [Hillbilly Bill] This is where you belong, girl, and you ain't never leavin'! Now, play that country music, devil woman! [All Hillbillies] Whoo! [Taylor Swift] No!