🎵 Ain’t Got Rhythm // by Phineas

25 ContributorsAin’t Got Rhythm Lyrics [Part I] [Verse 1: Phineas] You keep saying that you don't have rhythm But listen what you're doing right there With that stamp and a book You got a real nice hook Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare [Verse 2: Sherman] I have no idea what you're talking about I've got as much rhythm as that chair What happened to me was a tragedy But I don't have to be a millionaire Look, I got a sweet deal going on here I got all the books that I can read All these sweet old ladies And this carpet from the 80's What more could a librarian need? [Interlude: Woman] Ssh! [Chorus: Sherman] Besides, I ain't got rhythm No, I ain't got rhythm Said I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm! [Verse 3: Phineas] You're kidding me right, y-you're kidding me Don't you see what you were doing right then? That's a wicked groove you were starting to move Mister, you got rhythm times ten [Verse 4: Sherman] I think perhaps that you're not listening I find it tedious to repeat It's no big crime I just can't keep time I'm telling you I lost the beat I don't need my face on T-shirt Or hit a power-chord guitar They were screaming my name I guess it's a shame But I don't need to be a rock star [Chorus: Sherman, Phineas & Library Patrons] Besides, I ain't got rhythm No, I ain't got rhythm Said I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm! I ain't got rhythm (Sounds like rhythm to me!) No, I ain't got rhythm (Seems like they all agree!) Said I ain't got rhythm (But you're laying down) I ain't got rhythm! (Some funky syncopation!) I ain't got rhythm (But you got that beat!) No, I ain't got rhythm (Look at them, they're stomping their feet!) Said I ain't got rhythm (It's time for you to rock) A brand new generation Brand new generation Gonna rock a brand new generation Because I ain't got rhythm! [Interlude: Woman] *sigh* Would you just go join the band? [Part II] [Chorus: Library Patrons & Sherman] Ain't got rhythm! Hey, hey! Ain't got rhythm! Hey, look at...! Ain't got rhythm! Look at that trick! Ain't got rhythm! Check it out! Look at me! Hey, I got rhythm!