🎵 Father Bleach My T-Shirt, Pt. 1 & Pt. 2 // by Dorian_Ye

3 ContributorsFather Bleach My T-Shirt, Pt. 1 & Pt. 2 Lyrics [Intro: Spoken Dialogue] I'll give you $50 for those sneakers (*Laughs*) $50 (You can have them, they're terrible) It's to prove a point, now you wash in detergent alone, right? (Yeah) Okay, let's wash this sneaker in detergent alone, and this one in the same detergent plus Clorox Bleach [Interlude: Spoken Dialogue] *Laughs* (What's so funny?) She's only using half a cup of Clorox Bleach (So?) So you're supposed to use a whole cup of Clorox Bleach to get clothes really white (Maybe we should tell her?) Quiet! [For the whitest whites, use a whole cup] [Producer Tag: Future & Kanye West] If young Metro don't bleach you I'm gon' shoot you [Pre-Hook: Kid Cudi, Kanye West & Dialogue] Beautiful T-shirt, you're the bleach of my morning babe Nothing unwanted (Liquid bleach) Beautiful T-shirt, you're the bleach of my morning babe Nothing unwanted (Clorox Clean: People can see the difference!) [Hook: Kanye West] I just wanna get bleach on my T-shirt, I, I, I I just wanna get bleach on my T-shirt, I, I, I If I ever bleached my asshole I am sorry Tell me who in here can relate, I, I, I (Clorox helps clothes look newer longer!) [Verse 1: Kanye West] Now if I bleach this T-shirt And she just bleached her T-shirt And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'mma feel like a T-shirt I was high when I bleached her shirt We was down in Shirtbecca She get under your shirt if you let her She get under your shirt if you-uhhh I don't even wanna talk about my T-shirt I don’t even wanna bleach nothing Everybody gon' bleach something I'd be worried if they bleached nothing Remind me where I know you from? She looking like she bleach her asshole You know just what we want I want to wake up with you in my beautiful T-shirt [Pre-Hook: Kid Cudi, Kanye West & Dialogue] Beautiful T-shirt, you're the bleach of my morning babe Nothing unwanted (Liquid bleach) Beautiful T-shirt, you're the bleach of my morning babe Nothing unwanted (T-shirt) [Hook: Kanye West] I just wanna get bleach on my T-shirt, I, I, I I just wanna get bleach on my T-shirt, I, I, I If I ever fucked my asshole I am sorry Tell me who in here can relate, I, I, I (Clorox helps clothes look newer longer!) [Interlude: Dialogue] Tonight's program brought to you in part by Clorox Liquid Bleach! Clorox takes away dirt detergents leave behind [Verse 2: Kanye West] I told, I told, ay ay, I told you Up in the morning, bleach your ass Sorry ain't called you back Same problem this model had All this time, all she had, all she had In what she dreamed All this bleach, market crashed Hurt her bad, people get T-shirts for that Drop some bleach, shirts is good Model pass in Hollywood If you asked, lost my shirt Bleaching fast, lost control Off the shirt, ass was bleached 'Member we all was naked 'Member I'm cumming bleach I'll be fucking all the shirts, oh [Verse 3: Desiigner & Kanye West] I got broads in Atlanta Twisting dope, lean, and the Fanta (Shirts, oh) Credit cards and the scammers Hitting off licks in the bando (Fucking all the shirts, oh) Black X6, Phantom White X6 looks like a panda (Shirts, oh) Going out like I’m Montana Hundred killers, hundred hammers Black X6, Phantom White X6, panda Pockets swole, Danny Selling bar, candy Man I'm the macho like Randy The choppa go Oscar for Grammy Bitch nigga, pull up ya panty Hope you killas understand me [Hook: Kanye West] I just want to bleach my shirt, I, I, I I just want to bleach my shirt, I, I, I Fucking all the shirts, oh [Verse 4: Desiigner & Kanye West] I got broads in Atlanta Twist the dope, lean and shit, sippin' Fanta (Shirts, oh) Credit cards and the scammers Wake up Versace, shit life Desiigner (Fucking all the shirts, oh) Whole bunch of lavish shit They be asking round town who be clappin' shit I be pullin up stuff in the Phantom ship I got plenty of stuff of Bugatti, whip look how I try this shit Black X6, Phantom White X6, killing on camera [Interlude: Dialogue] See any cleaning difference? (The one I wash with my detergent is just dirty; the one washed with Clorox looks so clean!) [Bridge: Caroline Shaw & Kanye West] How can I fuck you? Who do you turn to? (This model) How do I bleach you? [Outro: Dialogue & Kanye West] Clorox takes away dirt detergents leave behind (Then she came like AAAAAHHH!) (Do you want your Clorox back?) [I do, thank you very much]