🎵 Ride for AIDS // by Willam

7 ContributorsRide for AIDS Lyrics [Verse 1: Willam and Alaska] I'm a modern privileged gay You spend most evenings on your back Disposable income everyday I think it’s time that we both give back Turn off Doctor Oz Ride a bike for a good cause Raise some dough for our friends who are poz Training, sweating, that shit hurts Feel the wind blowing in your hair Trading in our mini-skirts For some fashionable active wear I still don’t see the appeal Plus I can’t ride a bike in heels But just think how good you’ll feel I can make my rump hurt better for a weekend [Chorus: Willam and Alaska] Get your ass to San Francisco Then ride down to LA Safety first, so wear a helmet Bitch I said “No way!” How ‘bout I ride a flat-bed? I’ll look cute and pay for gas 'Cause you know I love a road trip But Clif Bar tastes like (DELICIOUS) You’re a shady fucking drag queen Probably going straight to hell (Most likely!) But then you do a little AIDS ride And the PR goes well I'll look like a real good person With generous charity ways Oh, I’ll make a stank face baby But I’ll ride for AIDS [Spoken: Alaska] Are you a Starbucks lover, Willam? Oh... [Verse 2: Willam and Alaska] Is there Wi-Fi on this thing? (Girl..) I will beat you with your selfie stick! Unisexual sexual body wear Plus the Lycra shows off his... Oh my gosh! The view is right I will bike all through the night Pitch a tent it feels so nice (Nuh huh... nuh huh) [Verse 3: Willam and Alaska] So each mile that I go Makes the donations pile on up Plus we get free Gatorade Can I get some backup in my… Shut your mouth! You’ll swallow a bug It’s a nice break from drag and drugs Plus I get to shake these big jugs (I knew we should’ve asked that Aussie whatshername to come, huh?) [Chorus: Willam and Alaska and Both] You’re a shady fucking drag queen Probably going straight to hell (Bitch) But then you do a little AIDS ride And the PR goes well I'll look like a real good person With generous charity ways I’ll make a stank face baby But I'll ride for AIDS So please follow up and donate (uh huh) TofightHIV.org Give a little and you’ll get back It’ll be a smorgasbord Give some cash if you ain’t got time Good karma gets you laid And we’ll make a stank face baby But we’ll ride for AIDS [Bridge: Willam and Alaska] Please don’t sue us Taylor Swift We’re do-gooders Gave you credit right down there in the footer Please don’t sue us Taylor Swift We’re do-gooders Go and donate to the site in the footer [Chorus: Willam and Alaska and Both] You’re a shady fucking drag queen Probably going straight to hell (HIV!) But then you do a little AIDS ride (Stops with me!) And the PR goes well (Get your ass on the bike!) Look like a real good person (Ride a unicycle if you want to!) With generous charity ways I’ll make a stank face baby (Or you can rollerblade if you're super fruity gay!) But I ride for AIDS [Outro: Willam and Alaska & Both] So please follow up and donate (Donate!) TofightHIV.org (dot org!) Give a little and you’ll get back It’ll be a smorgasbord Give some cash if you ain’t got time Good karma gets you laid And we’ll make a stank face baby But we’ll ride for AIDS