🎵 Incredibad // by The Lonely Island

18 ContributorsIncredibad Lyrics The Lonely Island recount a childhood memory where an alien from Mars visited them. He tells the group that his species' DNA is mutating and the only way to fix it is if they have sex with the alien.… Read More  [The Lonely Island] Now let's take a trip down memory lane Back to junior high school where it all began Three bad little kids raisin' hell at school We were just 13, straight actin' the fool Every day after class Kiv's house was the spot Makin' crazy prank calls, hopin' not to get caught Best friends, blood brothers, yo, we one and the same 'Til one fateful afternoon when everything changed One day playin' Punch Out up in Kiv's room The house started shakin' and we heard a kaboom Looked out the back window saw billowin' smoke Yo, your backyard is smashed, man this isn't a joke! (Yo let's go check this out man) (Aight bet, let's go) All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement Yo, what the hell is that? Man it looks like a spaceship We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide And a little green dude stepped out from inside, he said [Little Green Dude] I'm from Mars, and I come in peace I have something to ask, and it's not discrete There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix And you three kids are the ones who can heal it [The Lonely Island] But we're just thirteen man, what can we do? [Little Green Dude] Umm how should I put this? I think we should screw (What?!) On my home planet we can no longer breed I've been sent as a receptacle to store your seed [The Lonely Island and Little Green Dude] Storin' our seed? Yo I think he means sex Man, I'm a virgin, we all are, bet! I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes Aw, what should we do? Now he's spreading his thighs! You'll be heroes on our planet! But why us three? You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me [Interlude] Yo, should we do it? Man I don't know I say we put it to a vote (oh yeah) (yeah) All in favor Say aye...AYE~! [The Lonely Island and Little Green Dude] Okay, we're in Cool Who should go first? I have three depositories to capture your burst Wait, so at the same time? Yeah that's what I was thinking Here's some wine coolers, let's get you boys drinking We pounded the drinks and, started gettin tipsy Then took our positions, and started gettin frisky One in the front, and two in the back Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap Keep pumping away, my wife and family thank you I'm about to explode - yo son, me too THREE-WAY CLIMAX, best friends forever What a blessing to have lost our virginity together Yeah! [Little Green Dude] Andy, Jorma, Kiv, you've saved my race Your reward is one wish then I'll go back to space [The Lonely Island] We looked at each other, didn't have to talk Knew exactly what we wanted, before he took off Mr. Alien Sir, for what it's worth We want to be the greatest fake MC's on Earth [Little Green Dude] Your wish is granted and thanks again I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friends What happened today was both incredible and bad Therefore your name is Incredibad! Incredibad... [N.W.A. parody] STOP STOP STOP STOP, STOP!! SA-PRIZE, EVERYONE! (sirens)