🎵 Starboy (Parody) // by Bart Baker

10 ContributorsStarboy (Parody) Lyrics This is a parody of The Weeknd’s hit song, “Starboy.“ It pokes fun at the eccentricities present in Weeknd’s music, hairdo and lifestyle. It features a comedic cameo from Daft Punk lookalikes. [Verse 1: Bart Baker as The Weeknd] I'm The Weeknd, I'm the greatest ever Rich as hell, now got so much cheddar I'm a huge pop star dude however I'm never happy smile never And so I made a catchy song that Makes me seem like an egocentric ass All I do in this verse is brag about all the cars and girls I have [Pre-Chorus 1: The Weeknd] I hate the person that I used to be So I cut my hair and now I've totally Reinvented myself with a haircut Which is a very immature teen mentally It's clear that I've totally lost my mind All of these platinum records have made me blind Might as well destroy everything of mine But, before that, I'ma snort some lines [Chorus 1: The Weeknd] (Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha) They would all laugh (Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha) At my stupid fucking hairdo (Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha) Kiss my damn ass (Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha) Now I'm richer than all of you [Verse 2: The Weeknd] Now that my hair's gone, the next thing I must do is get rid of all my other old shit too Switch my style up even more just to prove I'll still be the best, no matter what I lose For example, if I chop off this leg I will probably get even more respect Here, I'll just hack it off with this Neon cross Even my blood is rich, it tastes like pasta sauce [Pre-Chorus 2: The Weeknd] Okay, that hurts, but what a relief To prove that there's another part of the old me I don't need as long as I have money Guess I might as well chop off the other one also Even without legs, I am still the best I'll post this on Instagram, hashtag blessed Who needs limbs? I should just lose the rest Daft Punk, what's up? Guys, are you impressed? [Chorus 2: Khaliel Abdelrahim and Maxwell Thomas as Daft Punk & The Weeknd] Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha What have you done? Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha You're a motherfuckin' stump boy Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha You are so dumb Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha Chop my motherfucking head off! [Outro Skit: The Weeknd, Maxwell Thomas as Thomas Bangalter, Khaliel Abdelrahim as Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo & Daft Punk] Do it! But if we cut off your head, it will destroy your vocal cords Bullshit! I don't need any part of my old self to be a motherfuckin' Starboy! Cut it off, bitch! I'm a motherfucking Starb-! See? We tried to tell you Now you can't sing People did not care about your looks, cars, or money They cared about your voice Your career is terminated, dumbass! No! No! I'm a motherfucking-!