🎵 Asian Jake Paul // by iDubbbz

245 Contributors Asian Jake Paul Lyrics On “Asian Jake Paul,” iDubbbz disses fellow YouTuber RiceGum. The song was featured as the ending to the iDubbbz rant video “Content Cop – Jake Paul.”… Read More  [Intro: iDubbbz] (We will act immediately) Calling all units, shots fired Shots fired in front of the Supreme store There's about to be a 261 in progress Send all available units Send in the back-up Send in the big guns Send in the K9 unit Send in the f— fuck [Verse 1: iDubbbz] I wanna be gay 'Cause you're fucked and I wanna savor it But it's cool; after smashing you, I'll PayPal you 2K (Haha) Oh, no! You getting mad? Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand? That shit was fucking absurd You're a "rapper" who can't resolve shit with words? (Ooh) Talk like you eatin' some paste, ayy Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy Say to your audience face, ayy How Jacob Sartorius tastes Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter (Ooh) Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine [Verse 2: Boyinaband] Woo! You've been pretendin' Ever since your little rice balls descended Let kids think you did it all When you weren't capable of making up playground insults (Ooh!) That's bad, but then I heard you try to rap I was more disappointed than when I found out Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats Boy, gotta flex Gotta flex, flex, flex (Uh-huh) Because when you've got no personality Replace it with a Rolex You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes? Hoping to die, they're so tired Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say: [Verse 3: iDubbbz] "Oh my God, you're such a legend You make me so wet with your reckless spending You gained my respect and you're oh so funny Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me!" You're fucking delusional So try your best to remember You are not a pimp You're a borderline sex offender Diss boy a flavor of the month But which is it, huh? (Oh) A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta It's salt and vi-nigga (Mm) You're like Kanye, without the talent Like Jackie Chan, but a little faggot Like Soulja Boy but— Actually, yeah, you're exactly like Soulja Boy [Bridge: Boyinaband & iDubbbz] Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch But, dude, you're gonna be crucified (Woo) How can you claim that shit When you're too scared to go in on PewDiePie? (Oh) [Verse 4: iDubbbz] Little ho, little bitch Suck my 5.3 inch dick Admit that you just got pounded (Mmm) I'd say "take the L" if you could pronounce it Get it, because you're Asian? That's what you wanted, right? Hey, let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor (Oh) [Verse 5: Boyinaband] Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (Oh, no!) How the fuck can someone called Gum Not realize they're in a bubble? But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right? Isn't that your excuse? When you're too stupid to explain your views 'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube (Haha) You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that So, come to think of it, you're actually the dog filter on Snapchat [Outro: iDubbbz] Got cash, cash, money, and the views and the clicks And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch Now I'm finished as planned It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad But I got one question to ask you, bro Did it feel good, though?