🎵 Steamed hams but they’re rapping // by Thapoint09

1 ContributorSteamed hams but they’re rapping Lyrics [CHALMERS] Well Seymour, I made it Despite your directions [SKINNER] I hope you're prepared For an unforgettable luncheon! Oh egads My roast is ruined! I'll disguise fast food As my own cooking! [CHALMERS] Why is there smoke Coming out of your oven? [SKINNER] No, that's steam From the clams we're having! I hope you're ready for hamburgers! [CHALMERS] I thought we were having clams...? [SKINNER] Nooo, I said steamed hams! It's a regional dialect [CHALMERS] Uh-huh, what region? [SKINNER] Uhh, upstate New York? It's an Albany expression! [CHALMERS] These hamburgers are quite similar to Krustyburgers [SKINNER] Haha, no! Patented Skinnerburgers! [CHALMERS] And you call them steamed hams Despite that they are grilled? [SKINNER] ...'Scuse me for one second Oh, well that was wonderful Good time was had by all, I'm pooped! [CHALMERS] What is happening in there?! [SKINNER] ...Aurora Borealis? [CHALMERS] I--...Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year At this time of day Localised entirely within your kitchen?! [SKINNER] Yes! [CHALMERS] May I see it? [SKINNER] ...No [AGNES] The house is on fire! [SKINNER] It's just the northern lights [CHALMERS] Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow But I must say You steam a good ham [AGNES] Help! Help!