🎵 Humble (Parody) // by Bart Baker

8 ContributorsHumble (Parody) Lyrics Humble Ft. Donald Trump is a parody of Kendrick Lamar’s Humble… Read More  [Intro: Darryl Love as Kendrick Lamar] I'm not conceited I'm just a genius Yeah (yeah, yeah) [Verse 1: Kendrick Lamar, Ada Trinh as Money Girl 1, & Tiffanie Petett as Money Girl 3] Aye, I am the king of hip hop That's what every hip hop fan says And ask the critics Who the greatest rapper They'll say Kendrick is Though I'm a Christian and be humble is what the bible says With everyone saying I'm great, I'm starting to believe this Plus, every rapper in the world besides me sucks All of them should quit rap and get a job at Starbucks I'm so much better than them but you don't see me bragging Wait, what you just said is a brag Yeah, but I'm the rap king When I say I'm great it's not a boast, it's just a fact But still, that isn't a very humble way to act Sorry, but you're wrong no one is better than me at Being humble, I am the best in the world at that You can't measure humbleness! Oh yes, you can, there is an easy test You can tell someone isn't humble if they're standing But if they're sitting down then that means that they humble [Chorus 1: Kendrick Lamar, Alex Farnham as Injured Man, Angel Laketa-Tanksley as Mother, *Gabriela Caerra as Female Tourist*, *Gaston Leguizamon as Male Tourist*, *Ashley Arlow as Standing Desk Lady*, **Todd Barulich as Doctor**, & **Arthur Roberts as Patient**] Sit down (But Kendrick!) Be humble (I am hurt and I cannot sit!) Sit down (He just learned to stand) Be humble (But he's just a little kid) Hold up, bitch, sit down (You're a freakin' dick!) Be humble (*What Kendrick?*) Sit down (*Do you not know what a statue is?*) Be humble (*He's lost it!*) Sit down (*Statues cannot hear, dipshit!*) Bitch, be humble (*What the heck?*) Sit down (*No, dummy, this is a standing desk!**) Be humble, show respect bitch, sit down Be humble (**Time to inspect!**) Sit down (**I am getting my prostate checked!**) [Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar, Bart Baker as Moderator, Peter Gilroy as Donald Trump] How did such a cocky braggart become president? Someone humble needs to run against him I'm as humble as a man can be So, what the heck?, I guess it should be me Mister Lamar, what will you do if elected? For one thing I'll be humble, unlike this gigantic dick head What do you mean?, I'm the most humble person on earth This guy's a rapper, You really think he's humble?, That's absurd Hey, I'm humble that's bullshit! Hey, no swearing, don't push it! I'm more humble than Jesus What? Wow, I can't believe this I'm more humble than Gandhi What? Give me a break, Donny! I am like Mother Teresa, If she had a penis but I'm too humble to brag about my huge penis But believe me, you wish you could see it Hey what is happening?, He's getting so full of himself My head's huge This can't be good for his health! It's a bubble [Chorus 2: Donald Trump & Kendrick Lamar] I'm the best (Sit down) I can tell you're all so impressed (Be humble) Hair flawless (Sit down) I'm so handsome, rich, and so well dressed (Be humble) And no, no, no, no, no, no (Bitch, sit down) I'm not racist (Bitch, be humble) I'm the shit (Sit down) I'm history's best president [Outro: Kendrick Lamar] Bitch, sit down