🎵 Ultimate Douchebag Medley // by Smosh

4 ContributorsUltimate Douchebag Medley Lyrics [Verse 1] As long as I'm wealthy, I’ll never be starving Never be homeless, never be broke As long as I'm wealthy, my toilet is platinum My toothbrush is rhino horn wipe my ass with gold As long as I'm wealth, wealth, wealth, wealthy, wealthy Wealth, wealth, wealth, wealth, wealthy, wealthy As long as I’m wealth, wealth, wealth, wealthy, wealthy Wealth, wealth, wealth, wealth, wealthy, wealthy [Verse 2] One time, cops came into my house And found a bunch of weed Then I made my black friend take the fall for me One time One time One time One ti-ti-ti-time [Verse 3] I got a bunch of tattoos (Ay), got tattoos If you read them, you can get clues (You can get clues) To what I had for lunch Shit dawg, I got a bunch On my neck, on my back, on my chest, on my abs A bunch of tattoos [Interlude] Uh, uh You love me Hahaha [Verse 4] I like to pee in buckets and throw eggs at my neighbors Make kissy faces at the camera, spit on my fans and haters I love Selena Gomez, but I love Brazilian prostitutes more Shwaggy! I like to pee in buckets Ain't no other words rhyme with more I like to pee in buckets Ain't no other words rhyme with more [Interlude] Uh, uh You love me Eh [Verse 5] I totally wish I was black So people may say it and whack Totally wish, to-to-totally wish [Verse 6] And, oh, I want to run all over the paparazzi And, oh, splatter them over the hood of my two million dollar Bugatti [Verse 7] And I was like Baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh Like- [Verse 8] Sag my pants past my dick (Oh yeah) Past my dick Looks like I pooed in it (Oh yeah) Pooed in it Sag my pants past my dick (Oh yeah) Past my dick Looks like I pooed in it (Oh yeah) Pooed in it