🎵 A Complicated Song // by “Weird Al” Yankovic

23 Contributors A Complicated Song Lyrics Parody of Avril Lavigne’s “Complicated”, this follows the trials and tribulations of an average joe whose binge eating causes him constipation, whose incestuous relationship with his cousin leaves him in… Read More  [Intro] Uh-huh Extra cheese Uh-huh, uh-huh Save a piece for me [Verse 1] Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame, no one came Just us eatin' all alone You said, "Take the pizza home" "No sense lettin' all this Go to waste", so then I faced [Pre-Chorus 1] Pizza all day and every day This cheese round the clock is gettin' me blocked And I sure don't care for irregular- Ity, tell me [Chorus 1] Why'd you have to go and make me so Constipated? 'Cause right now I'd do Anything to just get my bowels evacuated In the bathroom I sit and I wait and I strain And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain, oh Should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? No, no, no [Verse 2] I was feelin' pretty down 'Til my girlfriend came around We're just so alike in Every way, I gotta say In fact, I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was kissin' her so Tenderly but woe is me [Pre-Chorus 2] Who woulda guessed her family crest I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her thigh And son-of-a-gun, it's just like the one On me, tell me [Chorus 2] How was I supposed to know we were both Related? Believe me, if I Knew she was my cousin, we never woulda Dated, what to do now? Should I go ahead and propose And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and Move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? [Post-Chorus] No, no, no (No, no, no, no) No, no, no (No, no, no, no) No, no, no (No, no, no, no) No, no, no (No, no, no, no) Ooh [Verse 3] I had so much on my mind I thought maybe I'd unwind Try out that new roller- Coaster ride and the guide [Pre-Chorus 3] Said not to stand but that's a demand That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet And stood up instead and knocked off my head You see, tell me [Chorus 3] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? This really is a Major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it Such a drag, now Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore, can't Spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated Oh, no Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (Yeah, yeah) I gotta tell ya Life without a head kinda makes me irritated What a bummer Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated No, no, no