🎵 My Name Is (Slim Shady Radio Edit) // by Eminem

28 ContributorsMy Name Is (Slim Shady Radio Edit) Lyrics [Produced by Dr. Dre] [Chorus: Eminem] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady (Ahem) Hi, my name is, what? (Excuse me) My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady (Can I have the attention of the class for one second?) Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady [Verse 1: Eminem & Dr. Dre] Hi, kids! Do you like Primus? (Yeah, yeah!) Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Oh?) Try *** and get messed up worse than my life is? My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh) And Dr. Dre said "Slim Shady, you a basehead" (Uh-uh!) "So why's your face red? Man, you wasted!" Well, since age twelve, I felt like a caged elf Who stayed to himself in one space, chasing his tail (Brblbrblbrblbrblbrbl) Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off Kissed 'em and said, "I ain't know silicone was supposed to be this soft!" I'm 'bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grass Faster than the fat man who sat down too fast Come here, lady! "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg!" I don't give a damn, Dre sent me to tick the world off [Chorus: Eminem] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady [Verse 2: Eminem] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Damn) Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five I smacked him in his face with an eraser Chased him with a stapler, and told him to change the grade on the paper (Now) Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Served the bartender, then walked out with the tip cup Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship While they're screaming at me, "Let's just be friends!" Ninety-nine percent of my life, I was lied to I just found out my mom does more **** than I do (What?) I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doing **** and name it after her (Here, mom) You know you blew up when the women rush your stands And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans (Ahh, aah, aah!) This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I have your autograph?) So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ****" [Chorus: Eminem] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady [Verse 3: Eminem] Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Ohh!) Am I coming or going? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid, dare me to drive? (Go ahead!) All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no ****! (Waaah, waaah!) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulletproof vest on and tap myself in the head (Brblbrblbrblbrblbrbl) 'Till I'm steaming mad (Hurrr!) and by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?) Ask him if he bought a porno mag to see my ad [Chorus: Eminem] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady