🎵 Monster // by The Key of Awesome

1 ContributorMonster Lyrics [Intro: Mark Douglas as Bon Iver] This is annoying I am enjoying Playing with this voice changer toy Now here's a silly elephant noise Pfffffttttttt [Intro Verse: Mark Douglas as Rick Ross] Rick Ross and I'm up first I didn't get a whole verse They only gave me one line Goodnight folks, that's my time [Chorus: Kanye West] Nonsense, nonsense, loud and obnoxious Everybody know I'm a narcissistic monster Imma need a close-up on my grill, can ya film it? Imma need a close-up on my grill, uh [Verse 1: Kanye West] I admit I love the smell of my own farts Tweet pictures of my face and my naughty parts So arrogant that my head's the size of Texas The president even said I was a jackass I just spanked it to my own reflection I'm such a man-slut, I shoulda used protection Scratch it, scratch it, lower, you got it That groupie had a rash and I think I must've caught it [Verse 2: Mark Douglas as JAY-Z] Dracula, Frankenstein, The Blob, Jaws 2 Those are movies that are on my Netflix queue Yeezy, you be thinking you're a monster of ego I'm a slam-dunk of self-praise, at best you're a free throw I invented Christmas, sex, and blueberry pie Talked about myself until this girl committed suicide Let's settle the argument, quit this silly bickering I am the greatest thing, why am I whispering? [Verse 3: Anastasia Douglas as Nicki Minaj] Beep, beep, beep, I'm coming through Imma girl but I can say the word monster too My cat went to his box and did a monster poo Mad cow disease can give you a monster moo Here's the part where I sound innocent and sweet Then I start screaming like a Jamaican freak Old dudes, young dudes, freak when they see this They all love my buns, even that creep Regis [Verse 4: Mark Douglas as Regis Philbin] I'm a huge fan of your rainbow hair And I've always been a lover of large derrieres [Verse 5: Mark Douglas as Cookie Muncher] Y'all acting like you know what a monster is Me have 35 years in the monster biz All you monsters think you can fuss with this Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone Eat many cookies but they don't go down me throat Hey Nicki, have you ever had a muppet motorboat? Me, eat cookie And me, bang Snooki (me bang Snooki) Hoes, up on my wiener (me can say "wiener", right?) It look, like blue pipe-cleaner [Outro: Mark Douglas as Cookie Muncher] (Wait, pipe-cleaner too small More like featherduster Yeah, yeah, big featherduster That about right)