🎵 Loser’s Paradise // by THePETEBOX

1 ContributorLoser’s Paradise Lyrics [Verse 1] In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put it in neutral Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat Someone came in saying I’m insane to complain About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt So don’t believe everything that you breathe You got a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve So shave your face with some mace in the dark Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park Yo, cut it [Chorus] Soy (soy) un perdedor (un perdedor) Cause I'm a loser baby (baby b-baby) So why don't you kill me? (you kill me) Soy (you kill me, soy, you kill me) un perdedor (un perdedor) Cause I'm a loser baby (-ser ba-baby -ser baby) So why don't you kill me? (you kill kill) [Verse 2] Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber Cause one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job The daytime crap of the folksinger slob He hung himself with a guitar string A slab of turkey-neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing You can't get right if you can't relate Trade the cash for the beat for the body for the hate And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite Who’s choking on the splinters [Chorus] Soy (soy) un perdedor (un perdedor) Cause I'm a loser baby (I'm a loser baby) So why don't you kill me? (you kill me) Soy (kill me, soy, kill) un perdedor (un perdedor) Cause I'm a loser baby (-ser ba-baby -ser baby) So why don't you kill me? (you kill kill me) Soy (you kill me, soy, you kill me) un perdedor (un perdedor) Cause I'm a loser baby (baby baby) So why don't you kill me? (you kill me) Soy (kill me, soy, kill) un perdedor (un perdedor) Cause I'm a loser baby (-ser ba-baby -ser baby) So why don't you kill me? (So why don't you kill me?) (So why don't you kill me?) (So why don't you kill me?) (Fade out)