🎵 Blitz // by Technoblade

74 Contributors Blitz Lyrics [Verse 1] Getting bored of Walls 2 I should find a new minigame October 2013, saw the game and I thought Oh my God, the fuck is this? So many OP kits But I guess I'll play a game Horse tamers, every game Dominating winter all day long Everybody's kit's the same Because it is so damn strong But hey, I can survive I get better ping here than to the Hive Teams and hackers everywhere But nobody plays Blitz, to be fair [Chorus] So I'll keep on playing And get Horsetamer VI My horse is fast but stupid And I will call it Brick Toxicologist gets added With a level five stone sword Keep going with a single dream that One day I'll be leaderboards Gonna join another map But I know it's all in vain Trying to earn some coins But it's not worth the pain Got a long list of level sevens No high level kits I've gained Keep getting Rogue'd in deathmatch That's just the game [Verse 2] Hypixel gets a new host I will miss you, thirty ping Now it's on the East Coast But now I only want one thing To get the YouTube rank What the fuck, it's thirty-K subs? And I join the Elite team Screaming, crying, horse users As we Nerf their kit to bits Don't worry, toxic's next We'll completely revamp Blitz Make it a whole new game While I try and rise to fame I'll make for myself a name When I'm done here, this game will never be the same [Chorus] So I release my first montage Become a rising star People blame my hit detection Because of my five bar But it was the first of many, and I buy armorer ten People blame thorns constantly but I still make one again I name it Unexpected Later I release Life My personal favorite Flawlesses left and right But Blitz has some new problems And this one's pretty dumb Only one map ever fills up Why is it Caelum? [Bridge] Remove Caelum and replace it with V2 But it's still half the things people queue So many teams, the forums explode So we release an update, team mode [Chorus] That was my last move And I leave the Elite Team People ask me why but I must follow my dreams So I guess that marks the end of My whole nine month regime But I'm telling you the game is Better off than it seems So that was Blitz It's been over a year Nowadays there's nothing But lots of diamond gear There's five scouts in each round It's getting quite insane I keep getting janitored but That's just the game