🎵 Hey Ladies (Video Version) // by Beastie Boys

3 ContributorsHey Ladies (Video Version) Lyrics [Verse 1: Ad Rock, Mike D, (MCA), all together] Heyyy, ladies in the place, I'm callin' out to ya! There  never was a city kid truer and bluer (There's  more to me than you'll ever know) And I got more hits than Sadaharu Oh (Tom Thumb), Tom Cushman, or Tom Foolery Date  women on TV with the help of Chuck Woolery (Words  flowin' out just like the Grand Canyon) And I'm always out lookin' for a female companion I  threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib (I took off her moccasins,) I put on my bib Wheelin' and dealin', I make a likkle bit of a stealin' I'll bring you (back) to the (place) and your (dress) I'm peelin' Your  body's on time and your mind is appealin' Starin' at the cracks up there up on the ceilin' (Such and such will be the bass that I'm throwin') I'm talking to the girl, telling her I'm all-knowing Well, she's talking to the kid ("Who?" To the kid, to the kid!) I'm telling her every lie that you know that I never did [Chorus samples: Kurtis Blow, (World Famous Supreme Team), Afrika Bambaataa & The Jazzy 5] "Hey ladies!" ("Get funky!") "All the ladies in the house!" "The ladies, the ladies" [Verse 2: Ad Rock, Mike D, (MCA), all together, [sample]] Well, me in the corner with a good-lookin' daughter I dropped my drawers, (said) ["Welcome back, Kotter"] (We was cuttin' up the rug) She started cuttin' up the carpet (In my apartment) I begged her "Please stop it!" Well – the gift of gab is the gift that I have And that girl ain't nothin' but a crab (Educated?) No! (Stupid?) Yep And when I say stupid, I mean stupid ["Fresh!"] I'm not 'James At 15', or Chachi 'In Charge' I'm Adam and I'm adamant (about livin' large!) With the white Sassoons and then the looks that kill (Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville) I met a little cutie, she was all hopped up on zootie I liked the little cutie, but I kicked her in the booty 'Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around (You be listenin' to my records – a number one sound) Just step to the rhythm, step, (step!) to the ride! I've got an open mind, so why don't you all get inside?! (Tune in,) turn on, to my tune that's live! Ladies flock, like bees to a hive [Chorus samples: Kurtis Blow, (World Famous Supreme Team), James Brown, [various]] "Hey ladies!" ("Get funky!") [Girls, girls!] "Ain't it funky now?" ["I really love that polyester"] "Ain't" "It" "Funky" "Now?" [Verse 3: Ad Rock, Mike D, (MCA), all together, [sample]] Well, you–know–that–– She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door (Break up with your girl!) It ended in tears! Vincent Van Gogh, go and mail that ear! I call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinkin' The phone booth on the corner is (damp) and it's stinkin'! (She said "Come on over," it was me that she missed) I threw that trash can through her window 'cause–'cause you know I got dissed! Your old lady left you, and you went insane You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 Train Well, take my advice, at any price A gorilla like your mother is mighty weak, man (Suckin' down pints 'til I didn't know) Woke up in the morning with a one-ton ho ('Cause I announce) I like girls that bounce! With the weight that pays (about a pound per ounce) Girls with curls, and big (long locks) And beatnik chicks, just wearing their smocks Walkin' high and mighty, like she's number one ["She thinks she's the passionate one!"] [Chorus samples: Kurtis Blow, (World Famous Supreme Team), various] "Hey ladies!" ("Get funky!") [Edwin Starr] "Good god!" "I like that polyester look" ["Dance!"] [Edwin Starr] "Good god!" [Zapp] "Baby, baby, baby, baby" [Ad-Rock] You know I'd really love to do your hair sometime [James Brown] "Ain't it funky, brother? Hahaha" "Hey" "Hey" "Hey" "Hey la--" "Hey, ladies!"