🎵 Fancy Parody // by Bart Baker

19 ContributorsFancy Parody Lyrics [Verse 1: Bart Baker as Iggy Azalea, Students, Amanda Hosler as Redhead] First thing's first, I'm a white chick (Wait, what?) The whole world was confused when they learned this (She's not black?) And I sound just like Nicki Minaj If she swallowed down testosterone pills mixed with hot sauce (True!) If you wanna get rap famous (Heh) Act dirty south and say "heh" like this (Heh) Parody a movie like Clueless And then shake your abnormally large-for-white-girl hips (Hey!) You're a fake, give Nicki her goddamn style back! You look like Gwen Stefani had sex with Riff Raff! You be trippin', got that hood swag You're from Australia! Stop acting black! [Chorus: Alex Farnham & Devyn Deloera as Charli XCX & Christian Gabriel as Fan] No one knows me Just some random chick They found in the street To sing this obnoxious chorus My name's Charli No, I am not Lorde We just look the same I'm a huge fan of Royals I am not Lorde! [Verse 2: Iggy Azalea] I said: make a music vid based on the film Clueless It's the most time I've spent in school, the truth is I am half retarded, high school I departed That's why my tweets are ignorant and racist garbage If you're Asian, fix your weird eyes Mexicans are dirty and wide And I swear I meant that they're so much I'm gonna tweet two more times If you don't speak English, eat shit All Black people get arrested Speaking of which I look like Marlon Wayans From the flick White Chicks Now, tell me who dat, who dat? That is half and half From the waist up, I am white But from the ass down, I am black I be that I-C-C-Y wrote it with a crayon I can't spell because my IQ is negative ten [Chorus: Charli XCX, Sam Macaroni as Teacher] Just like Iggy I'm stupid also Think there's a highway From L.A. to Tokyo There's an ocean Can you drive on it? You must be joking This is why they tell kids to go to college [Post-Chorus: Iggy Azalea, Teacher] Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat? I-G-G-Y, that is your name, spell that (I-E-G-I?) No! Spell that, spell that! (H-R-T-5?) Noooooooooooo-o-o-o! Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat? (Albert Einstein!) Who dat? Who dat? (You're kidding me, right?) Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat? I told you three times How the hell are you so goddamn slow? [Outro: Iggy Azalea, Students, & Charli XCX] -AAAAAAAAAAAAH! -What?! -Holy shit! Iggy Azalea's Nicki Minaj! Oh!