🎵 Dog vs. Cat // by Illmac

1 ContributorDog vs. Cat Lyrics After an almost 18-month-long hiatus, The Rap Off, Illmac’s series of animated comedic rap battles, returns with a long-awaited second episode. Previously, the first episode, Ketchup vs. Mustard, went viral… Read More  [Intro: Pimpin’ Pigeon (Lush One)] Ca-caow! You already know what it is It’s your playa partna Pimpin’ Pigeon Droppin’ on the gang from a bird’s-eye view Straight up out the dumpster wit’ the worms I swoop - early We live from the turf! In the back alley behind Sal’s Delicatessen Ooh, the Rap-Off battle league returns with a polarizing species clash guaran-teed to ruffle the feathers of the entire animal kingdom These two known beasts in the game need no further introduction On my left-wing side… [Dog (Hollow Da Don)] You know who it is Fresh out the pound, it’s goin’ down We don’t get our tails clipped ‘cause we ain’t tellin’ shit It’s the D-D-D-Dog, yeah? [Pimpin’ Pigeon (Lush One)] And on the right-wing side, who is yoooouu? [Cat (Carter Deems)] All these copycats tryin’ to copy cats Shout-out Humane Society - go cop a cat Meow we’re ready (*hisses*) [Pimpin’ Pigeon (Lush One)] Round 1! [Round 1: Dog (Hollow Da Don)] I said...my pet peeve is to have all the hoes pettin’ me That’s why I’m at the top of the food chain - I’m sure this pet agree (Damn!) You probably went to obedience school and got a pet degree, pussy! (Whoa! Damn!) What’s ya life like, seein’ a car roll over your homie Rover? What’s ya life like, owner throwin’ you chicken bones and it’s fuckin’ ya throat up!? (Damn!) What’s ya life like!? Cat, you’re literally trash This a walk in the park - I got this shit in the bag! [Round 1: Cat (Carter Deems)] What’s my life like? Trollin’ police dogs What you know about struggle? My homies been declawed Catch a stray for rollin’ with street dogs Only time he’s strapped is when he’s obeyin’ the leash laws! (Damn!) I seen him rollin’ with dogcatchers - that’s the life he livin’ No joke, grown folks - I ain’t kitten (mew!) Hit ‘em with a pound, I ain’t talkin’ time in prison But this guy is snitchin’ When times get ruff, Dog starts talkin’ like Brian Griffin! [Round 2: Dog (Hollow Da Don)] Being catty, huh? That’s your plan of attack? Wait, let’s look at your man in the back! How you dissin’ me when your mans is an actual rat!? [Rat] I-I ain’t no rat! I ain’t no rat! Word to mother, B! [Pimpin’ Pigeon (Lush One)] Damn! [Round 2: Cat (Carter Deems)] I’m shootin’, Dog: I’ll air bud Even Clifford and Beethoven can get it Bullets like dog years - I got one for all seven (Damn!) Your buddy Rover got ran over You watched his owner neglect him I got my paws on a weapon like, “We gon’ see if all dogs go to heaven!” [Round 3: Dog (Hollow Da Don)] I’ll have my dogs on your roof like Snoopy on the crib And pop outta nowhere wit’ them infrareds like, “Woof! There it is!” [*Dog and his posse shine laser pointers at Cat and his crew, causing all the cats to start fighting and scratching each other, thus ending the battle*] [Outro: Dog (Hollow Da Don)] (*singing*) Snoop Doggy Dogg Bow wow wow