🎵 Blank Space (Parody) // by PopToonsTV

2 ContributorsBlank Space (Parody) Lyrics Hello, my name's Taylor Swift The star who went Pop and left Country And I did it for money An ugly horse is what I bought Oh, my God. Look at that hunk You look like my next hit song I'll be rich, just be my hun Please? I got all the dreamy guys Yet everyone should feel bad for me A break up song I will write To head in all of the magazines Is the Joker taken? Wait, isn't he in Arkham? Was gonna say that in the last sentence I can make the bad guys good for a weekend So, I'm walking with these dumb dogs To make this fashion ad look sweet Please, tell me why that white horse pops up in every scene? Got a long list of hit singles Eating guys' hearts like candy Hey, hun. Can you pass the Pringles? Wait, who is that skank? You look like Steve from Blue's Clues I don't have the new iPhone 6 And now neither do you And all your clothes I'll rip Got a long list of my lovers Wanna be the 28th? Cause I've got a blank space, baby And I'll write your name Here's the part where the video gets weird There's a dump on the floor from that deer Poison apple? Where's the dwarves with the long beards? Gonna F up your car with your Golf gear So, I'm gonna stab this big heart Who put blood in my cake? Don't worry bout this Sports car These effects are clearly fake Now, I killed my stupid lover Time to find a brand-new bae But I've dated a guy like you already And I'm sure he was gay