🎵 I’m Kaisson // by Kaisson

1 ContributorI’m Kaisson Lyrics [Verse 1: Kaisson] Level 19 Magikarp, about to be a Gyrados I’ll celebrate by overdosing on some fuckin acid, vro God, my fuckin fans go back and forth just like a metronome (Wu-Tang! Wu, baow!) Bitch, I was living in rock bottom blasting “My Name Is” Waiting for the day my white ass got famous He said he’d give me a hunnid if I let him tap my anus No homo bro, that’s just my fuckin life, I ain't playin The day that I get on XXL, you bitches goin to hell Cause I finna cut you motherfuckers up like fuckin Slowpoke in a well I shot myself in the mouth and I fucking coughed up the shell Now I’m a happy man, at this point I just want wealth Remember the days I was rockin a snapback Now every day I got drugs in my backpack Motherfuck my dad, man, he ain't never been there He like a Busytown Mystery, “Who? What? When? Where?” I’m the man who killed Jeffrey Epstein Cause he tried to pull up and suck on my peen [Chorus: Kaisson] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin I’m Kaisson, Kaisson, Kaisson, I’m Kaisson [Verse 2: Kaisson] Nobody wanna fuck with me, white trash emo In about five years, I’ll be sounding just like Steve-O (yeah dude) I go out and tiptoe by the window Sippin on drank, not some bordeaux with some bored hoe You’re rapping like you’re slow, lil bitch I be rappin 10 speed Your rap style is more dead than Jeffrey fuckin Epstein I got your baby mama right here and she be lookin so sexy You know I’m on that Epstein shit cause this bitch only fifteen Hey bitch you hot, go out and buy me some pot, I milly rock with this thot, thot I got a Glock, Imma go turn up this spot whether you like it or not, not I’m stabbin a hoe, then letting her go, then I’m standing there watching her rot, rot Every time I'm in the street I hear "Yawk! Yawk!” Like I give a fuck, I’m shootin my shot and she drinkin it up, up Don’t save it for later, no Imma go bait her cause I am the master Go baby on baby, I’m drippin like Gravy cause I got the magic I pillage your village, yo I got my woodland mansion on the map, bitch [Chorus: Kaisson] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin I’m Kaisson, Kaisson, Kaisson, I’m Kaisson [Verse 3: Kaisson] I’m roasting the fuck outta everybody, nobody on Earth is protected I go harder than the dicks I suck when they’re fully erected I went and cheered for Joker and I got fuckin arrested then I brought Epstein back from the dead, beat his ass and molested him Lookin back on the days my mother said I was heaven sent Now I’m sacrificing bitches, worshipping this devil shit My life’s a scary movie, too, I’ll need a fuckin excorsist I’m stabbing emo bitches, but only with their consent Got 50 bucks in my hand right now and like almost a K in my bank account I gotta drop more shit just to get me out cause no mumble rappers can take me out But I’m still underground, still SoundCloud, on Macklemore, I’m still downtown I need a big break like Wild-N-Out, yo what the fuck yall bitches talkin about? Callin me wack? I’m slappin the bitch and say “Top of the morning” I stand outside of her crib holding some roses, heard that her parents divorcing I heard that her mama got that golden cake, cut me up a slice of that fortune I cum in this bitch then eat out her ass and pussy, I gave that hoe an abortion [Chorus: Kaisson] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin I’m Kaisson, Kaisson, Kaisson, I’m Kaisson