🎵 folgers crystals // by JarJarJr

2 Contributorsfolgers crystals Lyrics [Verse 1: Eminem] Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady I'm a M-80, you little like that Kim lady I'm buzzin', Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer Cursin' at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer You wacker than the motherfucker you bit yo' style from You ain't gon' sell two copies if you press a double album Admit it, fuck it, while we comin' out in the open I'm doin' acid, crack, smack, coke, and smokin' dope then My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic I have a disease and they don't know what to call it Better hide your wallet 'cause I'm comin' up quick to strip yo' cash Bought a ticket to yo' concert just to come and whip yo' ass Bitch, I'm comin' out swingin' so fast it'll make yo' eyes spin You gettin' knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson (Pssh) The proof is in the puddin', just ask DeShaun Holton I'll slit yo' motherfuckin' throat worse than Ron Goldman [Chorus: Eminem] So when you see me on yo' block with two Glocks Screamin', "Fuck the world" like 2Pac (I just don't give a fuck) Talkin' that shit behind my back, dirty mackin' Tellin' your boys that I'm on crack (I just don't give a fuck) So put my tape back on the rack, go run and tell your friends My shit is wack (I just don't give a fuck) But see me on the street and duck 'Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed ('Cause I just don't give a fuck) [Verse 2: Eminem] I'm nicer than Pete, but I'm on a search to crush a milkbone I'm everlastin', I melt vanilla ice like silicone I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason I'm colder than snow season when it's 20 below freezin' Flavor with no seasoning, this is the sneak preview I'll diss yo' magazine and still won't get a weak review I'll make yo' freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals This is lyrical combat, gentlemen, hold your pistols But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles Slim Shady, M&M was the old initials (Bye-bye) Extortion, snortin', supportin' abortion Pathological liar, blowin' shit outta proportion The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict Half animal, half man Dumpin' yo' dead body inside of a fuckin' trash can With more holes than an afghan [Chorus: Eminem] So when you see me on yo' block with two Glocks Screamin', "Fuck the world" like 2Pac (I just don't give a fuck) Talkin' that shit behind my back, dirty mackin' Tellin' your boys that I'm on crack (I just don't give a fuck) So put my tape back on the rack, go run and tell your friends My shit is wack (I just don't give a fuck) But see me on the street and duck 'Cause you finna get stuck, stoned, and snuffed ('Cause I just don't give a fuck) [Verse 3: Eminem] Somebody let me out this limousine (Hey, let me out) I'm a caged demon On stage screamin' like Rage Against the Machine I'm convinced I'm a fiend Shootin' up while this record is spinnin' Clinically brain-dead, I don't need a second opinion Fuck droppin' a jewel, I'm flippin' a sacred treasure I'll bite yo' motherfuckin' style just to make it fresher Fuck droppin' a jewel, I'm flippin' a sacred treasure I'll bite yo' motherfuckin' style just to make it fresher...