🎵 I Really Like You Parody // by Bart Baker

2 ContributorsI Really Like You Parody Lyrics [Verse 1: Lisa "LisBug" Schwartz as Carly Rae Jepsen] What the hell is Tom Hanks doing here in this music vid Sitting in bed in pajamas, mouthing along And why is he doing such a terrible job of it? Guess he didn’t learn all the lyrics to this song, Oh no [Pre-Chorus: Carly Rae Jepsen] This guy’s movies have made billions He’s won 2 Oscars and earned millions He’s one of the world’s biggest movie stars So why do this dumb video? [Chorus: Bart Baker as Tom Hanks, Nash Grier as Super Fan 1, Cameron Dallas as Super Fan 2, Super Fans] You ask why am I in this video, Well, let me tell you I was signing several contracts and I got confused I must have mixed up all my papers cos the next thing I knew I had signed up to be in this, What is wrong with you You’re too famous to be in a pop song vid, It’s embarrassing! I know!, But I signed a contract and if I back out I could be sued We really can’t believe we used to look up to you [Verse 2: Carly Rae Jepsen] It’s been more than 3 years since ‘Call Me Maybe’ was a hit After that, my career fizzled out too soon I knew if the next song I released was a piece of shit I'd end up waiting tables pushing a broom, Hell no [Pre-Chorus: Carly Rae Jepsen] Music is a competition You have to make sure people listen So I made a vid everyone will watch Cos it shows Tom Hanks lip syncing [Chorus: Carly Rae Jepsen, Hayes Grier as Super Fan 3, Aaron Carpenter as Super Fan 4, Sidewalk Singers, *Daniel Skye as Kid In Car*, *Tom Hanks*] This was a desperate and totally calculated move Put a huge star in my new vid to drive YouTube views Why the heck does Tom Hanks have a Tinder profile? I’m confused I have no clue, I searched for girls and he’s on mine too His lip syncing’s so bad that they hired us to dance and distract from that *Hi there Tom Hanks I’m driving by in a car waving to you!* *This is all just product placement is this over soon?* [Bridge: Carly Rae Jepsen, Tom Hanks, Christian Delgrosso as Makeup Artist 1, KingBach as Makeup Artist 2] This shot uses lens flare, like J.J. Abrams I hope this shoot wraps soon, I’m really losing patience! We’ve just got one scene left, We’re doing the dance scene next I need to tell you something [Spoken Interlude: Tom Hanks, Carly Rae Jepsen, Makeup Artist 2] I’m extremely constipated right now Ew You want some prune juice nigga? Yeah! [Chorus: Carly Rae Jepsen, Tom Hanks, Logan Paul as Choreographer, Jake Paul as Justin Bieber] This is the worst dancing that anybody could ever do There was no time to rehearse it, cos I’m leaving soon The choreographer looks sick I think he’s about to puke I can’t take this awful dancing, I need a men’s room! I’m so fed up with this! Hey Justin Bieber! I’m so glad you’re here I’m here I’m producing a new movie you’d be the perfect star dude It’s a remake of Forrest Gump Wow I would love to, swag [Spoken Outro: Tom Hanks, Justin Bieber, Carly Rae Jepsen] Great! Just sign right here on the dotted line Awesome, I've always wanted to be a movie star I bet you have, ha-ha-ha Okay, boys, Justin here is playing Forrest Gump in the remake Let's get his legs ready, huh? Swag, swag, swag, swag, swag! Run, Bieber, run!