🎵 How The West Was Won // by Pluffaduff

1 ContributorHow The West Was Won Lyrics And it goes (wicky wicky) Goes (wicky wicky) Goes a little something like this Hit it! Check it out, guess what happened to me (Another crazy story? Come on AC) I was hanging at the court, just playing some ball Working on my game (yeah, we heard it all) I heard the fans screaming, I thought it was for me But then I saw a shadow, it was 12 foot 3 It was Shaquille O'Neal (what? What did he say?) (How 'bout some one-on-one, you wanna play?) I told him why not, I got some time But when I beat you real bad, try not to cry (Please Aaron, are you for real? One-on-one with Shaquille O'Nеal?) Yeah, 34 center from the L.A. Lakers (You must've been nervous) I knew I could take him Stared at Shaq, psyche him out I said O'Neal, you're in my house now Start the game, the whistle blows Pay attention close 'cause the story goes It's like (WOW WOW) boom (boom!) I put it in the hoop like (WOW WOW) slam (slam!) I heard the crowd screaming out (WOW WOW) jam (jam!) I swear that I'm telling you the facts (WOW WOW) 'Cause that's how I beat Shaq (WOW WOW) Boom (boom!) I put it in the hoop like (WOW WOW) slam (slam!) I heard the crowd screaming out (WOW WOW) jam (jam!) I swear that I'm telling you the facts (WOW WOW) 'Cause that's how I beat Shaq So check it out, I thought I had the lead But then he started scoring mad points on me I was scorin' the bricks (was he hitting all the shots?) I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop I had a plan, I could change the pace I said, "Yo Shaq, you didn't tie your shoelace" He looked down, I stole the ball I'm taking him to school now, watch me all A 3-pointer, nothing but net Come on Shaq, had enough yet? Down by two, I'm catching up I guess you're getting nervous 'cause you already lost It's like boom! Boom! It's like-- put it in the hoop like slam! Slam! It's like-- heard the, heard the crowd s-- like jam! Jam! (jam!) I swear that I'm telling you the fact-fa-fa-facts 'Cause that's how I beat Shaq! Shaq! It's like boom! Boom! It's like-- put it in the hoop like slam! Slam! It's like-- heard the, heard the crowd s-- like jam! Jam! (jam!) I swear that I'm telling you the fact-fa-fa-facts 'Cause that's how I beat Shaq! Shaq! (WOW WOW) Boom (boom!) I put it in the hoop like (WOW WOW) slam (slam!) I heard the crowd screaming out (WOW WOW) jam (jam!) I swear that I'm telling you the facts (WOW WOW) 'Cause that's how I beat Shaq (WOW WOW) Boom (boom!) I put it in the hoop like (WOW WOW) slam (slam!) I heard the crowd screaming out (WOW WOW) jam (jam!) I swear that I'm telling you the facts (WOW WOW) 'Cause that's how I beat Shaq 'Cause that's how I beat Shaq Uh, uh, uh Dunk after dunk, jam after jam Cheerleaders are cheering (Aaron's the man) Dunk after dunk, jam after jam Cheerleaders are cheering (Aaron's the man) Announcers were shocked, couldn't believe it was real (I can't believe a kid just stuffed O'Neal) One more second, was all that remained I put the ball up, I put him in shame I must admit that it sounds real crazy But the ball went in, and then he cried like a baby Sorry Shaq, I should've let you win You're good too, and we can still be friends The fans went nuts, they put me on their shoulders Then I heard a voice and it sounded like my mother's (Get up for school, you're gonna be late!) Ma, can't you see that I'm playing a game? (How you could be playing if you're still in bed?) (Are you gettin' sick? Did you hit your head?) Aw, man it was all a dream I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me If it was a dream, and it wasn't real How'd I get a jersey with the name O'Neal? Woah... Boom (boom!) I put it in the hoop like slam (slam!) I heard the crowd screaming out jam (jam!) I swear that I'm telling you the facts 'Cause that's how I beat Shaq Boom (boom!) I put it in the hoop like slam (slam!) I heard the crowd screaming out, jam (jam!) I swear that I'm telling you the facts 'Cause that's how I beat Shaq WOW WOW