🎵 The Lada Song // by Dustin the Turkey

1 ContributorThe Lada Song Lyrics [Intro] Ah yeah I wanna tell you about something that's Russian But, well, never really goes that fast So y'all listen up now, ya hear One two three [Verse 1] I was tired of me Lada It was always breakin' down Bein' laughed at and ridiculed Drivin' round the town It was time for a trade-in Something flashy instead So I put and ad in the Buy and Sell And this is what it said: [Chorus 1] If you like drivin' a Lada Breakin' down in the rain Send to Moscow for spare parts Then ya must be insane If you like getting stuck at midnight On the dual carriageway Got a bargain for ya, pal Twenty five pound tow away [Bridge 1] Aw listen to that, eh? Have you ever heard a car not starting so well, eh? [Verse 2] It's got a full service history From a man in Ballybough Nought to twenty in an hour Ninety thousand on the clock It once got up to thirty But that was goin' down a hill Had the wind behind me So scared, I nearly wrote me will [Chorus 2] If you like drivin' a Lada Breakin' down in the rain Send to Moscow for spare parts Then ya must be insane If you like getting stuck at midnight On the dual carriageway Got a bargain for ya, pal Twenty five pound tow away [Bridge 2] Aw yeah, no, that's not actually a sunroof That's just rust, yeah Why two exhausts? I use it as a wheelbarrow at the weekend What ya mean you've heard that one? [Verse 3] Got a call from a lady And she sounded pretty sound Said we'd have a deal Let it go for twenty pound She wanted more detail But not about the car She told me she drove a Skoda And together we'd go far [Chorus 3] If you like drivin' a Lada Breakin' down in the rain Send to Moscow for spare parts Then ya must be insane If you like getting stuck at midnight On the dual carriageway Got a bargain for ya, pal Twenty five pound tow away [Bridge 3] I like who guy who drives a Lada He's never in a rush If we break down together He can give me a push Always said we'd get it together Swappin' stories and parts We arranged to meet at eight But me Lada wouldn't start Come on! Ah go on ya good thing! Ah just once when I have a date, come on, go on! [Verse 4] She had trouble with her Skoda So we made another date Her radiator exploded She was three hours too late So we never got it together And that is a shame But I still drive me Lada And break down in the rain [Chorus 4] If you like drivin' a Lada Breakin' down in the rain Send to Moscow for spare parts Then ya must be insane If you like getting stuck at midnight On the dual carriageway Got a bargain for ya, pal Twenty five pound tow away [Outro] Ah yes there it is Another country story that ends in tears There's a four letter word that begins with L And it ain't love, it's Lada And just remember what Lada stands for: "Love a different automobile" Don't down the Lada Road Because it's a lonely road full of broken parts and hearts So when you open the Buy and Sell next time Just consider this: I got a bargain for ya, pal Twenty five pound tow away Bargain for ya, pal Twenty five pound tow away Yee-haw Someone shot me dog as well