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Moo Unkle Lyrics
[Verse 1: Pinhead]
I got cows dying in the paddock of my Unk Adams
Being bred in the '90s fertilising my aunt without a grumble
Adams fucked a cow
Bitch, that's why I call him Unkle!
Cattle drinking Pepsi in the morning
Bovines no vanilla we be mourning
Soy milk turn a man into a milf
[Verse 2: Pinhead]
I got cows dying in the paddock of my Unk Adams
Being bred in the '90s fertilising my aunt without a grumble
Adams fucked a cow
Bitch, that's why I call him Unkle!
Cattle drinking Pepsi in the morning
Bovines no vanilla we be mourning
[Verse 3: J-Dog]
Oh, fuck, shit, bitch!
Young J-Dog, and I'm getting real stiff
See my cock bare, got a hole in my pants
My balls and penis chafe 'cause I gotta lot of sand in my
[Verse 4: Lil Udder]
Unk's spunk, bovines whoppin'
Wang with the droop snoot, Schaap with the polish
Grass we're stocking got those panic buyers shoppin'
'Til wе rich as fucking Elon in a private bull rocket
[Build: All]
I got cows dying in the paddock of my Unk Adams
With my mothеrfucking Unk (With my motherfucking Unk!)
Unk! (Motherfucking Unk!)
Motherfucking Unk! (Motherfucking Unk!)
With my Adams (Original)
With my cows, with my cows!
With my cows!
[Outro: All]
Unkle
Unkle, Unkle, Unkle, Unkle
Unkle, Unkle, Unkle, Unkle
Unkle, Unkle, Unkle, Unkle (Yeah, that's my motherfucking Unkle right there)
Unkle, Unkle, Unkle, Unkle
Unkle, Unkle, Unkle, Unkle (I fucking love Unkle Adams!)
Unkle, Unkle, Unkle, Unkle
Unkle, Unkle, Unkle, Unkle (Unkle motherfucking Adams!)
Unkle, Unkle, Unkle, Unkle
Unkle, Unkle, Unkle, Unkle
Unkle, Unkle, Unkle, Unkle
Unkle, Unkle, Unkle, Unkle
Unkle, Unkle, Unkle, Unkle
Unkle, Unkle, Unkle, Unkle
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