🎵 It Wasn’t Me // by The Holderness Family

1 ContributorIt Wasn’t Me Lyrics [Chorus] (It wasn't me) There she is, yeah, we caught her red-handed Sitting on the pantry floor (It wasn't me) She had got all this extra candy Bought it from the grocery store How could we have known it wouldn't make it to Halloween? And she had no intention of sharing it with me [Verse 1] How you gonna tell this kids to stay away from candy? And you go and tell them that it's gonna hurt their tummy Then you go and hide away and eat it 'cause it's yummy There you got the Tootsie and the Smartie and the gummy Then you start complaining that your butt is getting large And I say "No, you are perfеct just the way you are" But you're on a sugar ragе and tell me I'm a liar And you go and set all of my clothing on fire [Pre-Chorus] (It wasn't me) There were wrappers on the counter (It wasn't me) There were wrappers on the sofa (It wasn't me) I even caught you on camera (It wasn't me) It is affecting your behavior (It wasn't me) [Chorus] There he is, yeah, we caught him red-handed Sneaking out the bedroom door We woke up, he was nearly naked Eating on the kitchen floor How could we have known he wouldn't climb onto the countertop? And find Mommy's stash and then eat it like a total slob [Verse 2] Now it's time to dress up and go out for trick or treating But you aren't feeling good because of all the eating And your husband bought you an outfit that is skimpy Because all the husbands want the costumes that are skimpy Maybe that is something you would wear back in the day But now you're a mother and you're in the PTA You want something comfortable and this will do the job A gigantic blue inflatable blob