🎵 Dear Slim // by Tom MacDonald

73 ContributorsDear Slim Lyrics [Verse 1] Dear Slim, I thought you might've heard of me maybe 'Cause lately, everywhere I turn, someone's comparing us, crazy I never would've thought when I was bumpin' Biggie and 'Pac That I would buy bleach in a box and become the product of Shady But I'm here now; hi, my name is Tom MacDonald People call me controversial, I'm the one that counterculture follows Every song I drop's a problem, I offend an awful lot with topics Commenting on race and politics, I'm pretty awesome Dear Slim, I know we're very different politically Seems like some of your biggest fans are the victims I'm triggering They're convinced I don't like you which ain't consistent with history I was picked on as a kid, and they don't know what Slim did for me But I'm here now, and I fight this system just like you Was addicted to pills and liquor and quit 'em just like you People claim that you hate me, but Marshall, that can't be right, dude You'd have to hate yourself as well 'cause, Marshall, I'm you [Chorus] Marshall, remember back when You became Eminem You changed the world with a pen Well, now I'm just like you I don't give a what saying what I want with my fingers up Everybody triggered and they think I suck But I don't give a what (Nanananana) But I don't give a what (Nanananananana) [Verse 2] Dear Slim, I thought that maybe 'cause you paved the way for me You might relate to weight that Caucasian rappers are carrying They're constantly comparing us to you, it's embarrassing Never gaining their approval, it's just hate we're inheriting But I'm here now, go ahead and hate it, don't hurt Call me culture vulture garbage, those are ignorant words I kill a vulture, cook the poultry in a pan till it's burned See, Marshall? I'm just like you, I'm flippin' the bird Dear Slim, I just wanna give you your flowers I spent hours memorizing all of your songs in 2000 You were the reason I screamed at all of my teachers a teen I needed your CD on repeat and Shady's face on a T-shirt But I'm here now, they call me controversial just like you We're both white, both rap, both of our eyes blue Screw any guy who tries to say you changed and don't like you 'Cause in my mind it's still '99 and I'm you [Chorus] Marshall, remember back when You became Eminem You changed the world with a pen Well, now I'm just like you I don't give a what saying what I want with my fingers up Everybody triggered and they think I suck But I don't give a what (Nanananana) But I don't give a what (Nanananananana) [Bridge] Whether you love me or hate me, you think I'm crazy Dropped a 100 grand to get a beat from Shady I really hope when I bought it, he wasn't angry But I really had to tell him that he'd changed me The truth of the matter is without you, Marshall Mathers I would've committed suicide before I was a rapper You showed me that I could do it, I didn't need to be blacker I know it's stupid, but I just had to do my best to say thank you [Chorus] Marshall, remember back when You became Eminem You changed the world with a pen Well, now I'm just like you I don't give a what saying what I want with my fingers up Everybody triggered and they think I suck But I don't give a what (Nanananana) But I don't give a what (Nanananananana) Marshall, remember back when You became Eminem You changed the world with a pen Well, now I'm just like you I don't give a what saying what I want with my fingers up Everybody triggered and they think I suck But I don't give a what (Nanananana) But I don't give a what (Nanananananana)