🎵 Ariel (Skit) // by Eminem

9 ContributorsAriel (Skit) Lyrics *Ends off "Brain Damage (Snippet)" and "Role Model" instrumental plays through* **Dial tone** [Dialogue: Eminem and (Ariel)] (Hello?) Hi, this is Ariel? (This is) This is Marshall (Listen, I'm in a serious-) Don't hang up! God... Are you gonna leave me too? Ariel... Hi (What's up with you?) I'm sorry, I'm s- (What’s your nationality?) I'm sorry, uh-I'm a-I'm a white male Single now, sorry, what should I do, Ariel? Are you gonna leave me too? Everybody's left me (If I'm gonna leave you?) Yes (Tell me, what's up with you?) I'm sorry, I-I, you know? She comes in, from work late (Your girlfriend?) She comes in at late last night, okay? I don't know where she's at All I know is that she's got these little, like Red marks on her neck I'm like "Are those hickeys?" "No, these aren't hickeys" I'm like "You've been fooling around, I can't have it you" She's done this to me before I wish you could just, help me, like I don't know, I'm-I'm kinda horny (Huh? I'm listening) I've got candles lit (What?) Candles, I've got candles, and got The music playing, like a-- Can you hear it? The music? (What do you think? [?]) The mu-the music... oh, sorry (Just tell me why) I don't know, I'm just horny I need it-I don't know I don't know if I need to just, like, jack off Or like have sex with my girlfriend when she comes I don't know anymore, you know? I'm just (Relax) What? (You Know what? I think you're going crazy, 'kay?) (Just take a bomb, okay, and go to sleep) (And stop calling people and crying) A bomb? (Uhuh) You want me to swallow a bomb, Ariel? You want me to kill myself, right here, on national TV?! (National TV? What's wrong with you? *stuttering and laughing* whats wrong with your mind? You're going through it ) I-I'm what? I don't understand, is that Spanish or something? I don't understand, what are you- You know, I'm just an English regular guy, I'm a white kid, okay? I grow up, you know I don't know, oh my god... You know what? If you're not gonna jack me off, you fucking slut You can suck my dick, you fucking whore