🎵 My beautiful dark twisted hoobastank // by William Maranci

2 ContributorsMy beautiful dark twisted hoobastank Lyrics [Verse 1: Doug Robb] I'm not a perfect person There's many things I wish I didn't do But I continue learning I never meant to do those things to you... [Chorus: Kanye West] Let's have a toast for the douchebags Let's have a toast for the assholes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can [Verse 2: Doug Robb & Kanye West] I'm not a perfect person I sent this bitch a picture of my dick But I'll continue learning But I'm not too good at that shit So I have to say I'm so gifted at finding What I don't like the most I just want you to know (Bell jingle) So I think it's time for us to have toast (Toaster clicking) [Chorus: Doug Robb & Kanye West] I found a reason for ree To change who I used to ree A rere to start over new And the asshole is you [Verse 3: Doug Robb & Kanye West] I wish that I could take a picture of my dick I don't know what it is, it's doo-doo (Distant fart) Shit I'm a perfect person I wish that I could hurt you (Screaming, stabbing sound) Run away as fast as you can [Verse 4: Doug Robb, Kanye West & Andre 3000] 24/7, 365, pee stays on my mind I-I-I-I did it Alright, alright I admit it I found a reason for pee I found a reason to show my dick Knock it off Pee-pee, chop it off (Stabbing sound, low-pitched screaming) Let's talk over my dick Knock it off 24/7, 365, pussy stays on my mind I-I-I-I did it Alright-- Alright (x40) (Stabbing sound, high-pitched screaming) Knock it off [Instrumental outro over autotuned vocals] [Reversed fart sound]