🎵 Mr. Yuletide // by Insane Ian

1 ContributorMr. Yuletide Lyrics Coming out of the sleigh and you’d better watch out Gotta box by the tree, you know I want them all It started out as one gift, now it’s become a whole list It was only one gift, it was only one gift Now he’s making a list and he's checking it twice And he’s gonna find out who’s been naughty or nice Now I’m nestled in bed, for my long winter’s nap Sugar plums in my head, but he sees when you Sleep now, knows when you’re Awake now, let it snow And I just can't wait, it's killing me He’s coming to town Christmas eve, somehow Saint Nick’s watching me Sleeping ‘til the morning light, choking down some pumpkin pie Now it's fin’ly Christmas day, family is calling me Open up my eagеr eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Yulеtide I'm coming out of my room and you won’t guess what I saw Gotta, gotta be mom, she’s kissing Santa Claus It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now they think I’m asleep so she's got mistletoe But I’m having a peep and she's kissing his nose Now I’m coming down stairs and my stomach is sick Could this be an affair? And she's tick’ling his Beard now, this is getting Weird now, I should go 'Cause I just can't look, it's killing me Damn that mistletoe Can it be? I caught them under the tree Laughing at each other’s jokes, hope those cookies make you choke Then he pulled off his own beard, turns out it was just my dad He was wearing a disguise, 'cause he’s Mr. Yuletide It’s Christmas… It's Christmas... It's Christmas... It's Christmas...