🎵 If I was a geography teacher... #america #RAP // by Mikey Angelo

5 ContributorsIf I was a geography teacher... #america #RAP Lyrics This is where you go to feel you're inside an oven This is where you go for snow and joining a coven Every family lookin like the movie cheaper by the dozen This is where you go to get a little deeper with a cousin Big bean mirror Snooki at the pier Nothin' like thoughts, prayer, beer, deer and fear! There state motto is "If you're queer, don't come near!" "Hey, bozo lookout I'm walking here!" Here, the chilis green, but the meth is blue There's the regular Virginia, and the west one too! Home to Tracey Martel, and some cheese fondue! What happens here? I have not a clue Three feat long Broken Bing bong Not enough oxygen That one lady gaga song Potatoes go hard Crawfish in the yard It goes down in the barn Jeffrey Star's yak farm Infiltrated by influencer Michigan haters Steam room that spawns covid, karens, and gators! Non-stop thunders Monta non-vaccinators A bunch of master-hunters And a bunch of master-