🎵 I’m Housin’ // by EPMD

23 ContributorsI’m Housin’ Lyrics [Verse 1: Parrish Smith & Erick Sermon] Coolin' on the scene like a horse in a stable A brother got ill and tried to snatch a fat cable I stepped back, like it wasn't no thing Punched him in the jaw with the fat gold ring I had an ace in the hole when it came to that (Yo P you was packin'?) You know I'm strapped Posse kept rollin' it was hard to get with 'em So I stepped back, and unbuttoned my Lee denim They kept coming, just like I figured So I stepped back, and started sprayin' niggas [Verse 2: Erick Sermon] What a way to go out, out like a sucker But I'm on track, like a Long Island train conductor That can head on a mission, suckers who be dissing Always on my jock like a snake always hissing Grabbing and tapping me like Luther Vandross Take me to the bar for the drink and make a toast Givin' best wishes to the best MC The E the D-O-U-B-L-E Because I'm housin' [Verse 3: Parrish Smith] Coolin at a party, no better yet disco Head feelin mellow from a bottle of Cisco Move To crush and fry a sucker MC like crisco Every chance I get, I try to kill That's one less sucker new jack, who tried to act ill I keep the place jumpin' 'til the party's through Whether it's disco, hardcore, or rhythm and blues Take off your coat, won't you stay a while Check out the voice that is smooth and mild It's like Wheel of Fortune, go on for big money Come cold rock the party, and leave with your honey [Verse 4: Erick Sermon & Parrish Smith] Gimme the cue, check one two Don't try to come off on me, because you doo-doo Treatin me the E Doubl-E, like a stepchild Well let me tell you homeboy you're livin' foul MCs, you know who you are (On the bandwagon) Why P? (Cause you a star) This is the year that when the joker's are wild When a fag can't hack it and try to bite the style I get hip to the scheme, before it happens If it gets wild, then I start cappin' But for now, since everything's calm Relate to the matter as I drop the bomb As I proceed to rock, the girls are clockin' Some brothers act hard but the rest are jockin' Because I'm housin' [Verse 5: Parrish Smith & Erick Sermon] I come on strong like a bodybuilder Cast a spell upon a sucker, like witch Matilda Deliver a rhyme like Federal Express My intention's not to dis, but impress For ladies and gents, who money was spent To see the E-P-Double-E-M-D (Yes the main event) In concert... not worried bout oohs and boos (Because we do work) To make your body jerk (To make your girl want to leave her man and start to flirt With the P) Double-E MD Double E'n I'm not skeezing, but pleasing All party goers, also behind show-ers Who like the not, fast slow flow of rhymes that form in my dome Out the mouth, to the microphone Because I'm housin'