🎵 The XK-Class Event of Ultimate Destiny // by AnActualCrow

1 ContributorThe XK-Class Event of Ultimate Destiny Lyrics [Verse 1] Old 682 was hoppin' around Site-19 like a big playground When suddenly hot Cain burst from the shade And hit '82 with a baby grenade The lizard got pissed and began to squeal But didn't expect an attack from the Eel Who proceeded to squirt Y-9-0-9 Then a ticking bird said "You're out of time." The bird was stalking Cain with its beady eyes But bumped into Larry and was liquefied Before 106 could retreat to its lair The sculpture appeared and he had to stare Cain snuck up on Larry when he was distracted He got really closе and then [REDACTED] Then Able got involvеd and they had a fight While 372 stayed out of sight [Chorus] This is the XK-Class Event of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions; no time for bureaucracy And maybe no one survives, we'll just have to wait and see This is the XK-Class Event of ultimate destiny [Verse 2] Nobody went and punched Cain in the face So Murphy Law hopped onto the case But 106 was still clinging to life Until he got stabbed by the DEATH KNIFE Damien was looking at some weird looking fruit When he was sucker-punched by a guy in a space suit The moon man was roasting in Tiamat's flames While a well-dressed rabbit was off taking names Tiamat was going to burn the rabbit too But she got pounced on by the catgirl crew Pesterbot watched and it didn't do jack Even though it had said it would have her back Tiamat said "Wow, you sure are pathetic." "Either you lied or you're on an amnestic." Before she could say more, two fists came down From a king with a noose and clear lack of a crown [Chorus] This is the XK-Class Event of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions; no time for bureaucracy And maybe no one survives, we'll just have to wait and see This is the XK-Class Event— [Bridge] Platforms sang out In immaculate chorus For there was the ghost Of a stegosaurus It swung its spiked tail With the strength to end lives And smacked it right into Every O5 As they all lay dead Their blood on the floor As a scared Pesterbot Hid behind a door But the dino saw Where the bot tried to hide And crushed it to pieces In between its thighs [Verse 3] Then a bear that's a proof and a bear that's a Pole And a floating skin blob that's full of undead souls A gun that makes you teeny, a green-eyed meanie Vivian Scout and a Spam can genie NekoBright, vibrator, dragons and the Dragonslayer Wicker Witch (not a snitch) super-duper fastball pitch Volcanic destroyer and ice cream enjoyer Red, the wed undead, and man boilers All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked that dino in its scaly ass With anomalies out there all trading hits And the masquerade being torn to bits The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood With no time to gloat Zyn Kiryu in a blood-stained lab coat [Chorus] This is the XK-Class Event of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions; no time for bureaucracy And maybe no one survives, we'll just have to wait and see This is the XK-Class Event (This is the XK-Class Event) This is the XK-Class Event (This is the XK-Class Event) This is the XK-Class Event of ultimate destiny