🎵 Pooping the Charts Vol. 2 All-Out Sh!tfest // by cs188

4 ContributorsPooping the Charts Vol. 2 All-Out Sh!tfest Lyrics [Intro - "We R Who We R" by Ke$ha] Hot and dangerous, 'cause we got a clitoris! Tonight we’re getting hard, hard, hard, ha-ha-hard [Song 1 - Like a G6 Far East Movement] Poppin' bottles in my butt, like a blizzill When we do it, we do it in my vagina (Glitchy bullshit) Now I'm ridin’ three dicks Now I'm feeling like blowin' Jesus Now-n-now-now-n-now (More glitchy bullshit) Pissin' in my ride Drunk, 'cause we actin' like we sober Gimme that mo-woah-way-way-way-way-way-way-way Gimme that 'stal-'stal, ladies love my ’stal At my table gettin’ 'stal, g-g-get my ’stal Now get me two more 'stal, 'cause you know it don't ’stal Now I'm feelin' like a flying sofa Lol, lol, lol [Song 2 - Firework Katy Perry] Do you know that there's doodoo in a plastic bag? De ne-de ne-de ne What the fuck? Do you ever feel like-- [Song 2.5 - Like A Boss The Lonely Island, Seth Rogan] --a boss? Okay, so take us through a day in the life of "The Boss" Well, the first thing I do is; Swallow a dude's dick, crash my car Into the SuS Suck on Debra's dick (Like a boss) Eat some shit Demand a refund! (Like a boss) Shit on Debra's memos I'm fat, I'm fat, I'M FAT Hit on Debra (Like a boss) Get rejected (Like a boss) Shit on Debra (Like a boss) Eat some pussy Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Black out in the sewer (Like a boss) Meet a giant bagel (Like a boss) Fuck his brains out! (Like a boss) [SMTPE tone] [Song 2 - Firework Katy Perry, Chad Kroeger] Katy Perry AH-ah-ah You're gonna lea-lonna-lea-- Just oH-OH-OH-OH-OH After a hurr, comes a durr 'Cause baby, you're... Chad Kroeger Gay-ayyyyy! Katy Perry Woah! Oh, shut up! You're hard Come on, let your cock burst! Baby, you're Fifa [SMPTE tone] [Song 3 - Love The Way You Lie Eminem, Rihanna] Eminem You ever love somebody so much, you could fuck 'em? And you swore you'd never fuck, now you're in each other's-- Rihanna Asshole 'Cause I like the way it hurts Rrrr Eminem They don't know you, 'cause today, that was yesterday Yesterday is today, that was yesterday Today, it's a different day Now you get to watch Aleve out the window Guess that's why they call it a-leave Rihanna Rawr- ni (Random repeating and stuttering) Eminem Now I know we said things, did things, that we didn't And now we're in each other's Facebook Rihanna Just gonna sta-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A The-e-e-e-e-e-e-re Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-atch me-e-e-e-e (Too much stuttering) Eminem I never cum so much again, I guess I don't know my own dick AAAAAAAAAA Rihanna That's alright, because I lul'd (Random stuttering involving ShamWow! guy and Eminem) I love the way-- [Song 2 - Firework Katy Perry] You lie 'Cause baby, you're a FaaF! Come on, let your cock shoot cum across the sky-y-y! [Song 4 - Scooby Doo Theme Simple Plan] I see cum on Scooby-Doo Scooby Doody-doo, ydood-ood I see you, pretending you gotta shit Don't hold back! I see you, help! We need some cum from you now You know, we gotta masturbate! Fap, fap, fap! And Scooby-Doo, if you cum, you're gonna have yourself a semen black! That's a fact! [Song 5 - Your Love Nicki Minaj] Shorty, I'm only gonna tell you this once Moron, m-m-moron I lul You're like a candy store, and I love your anus But my vision ends with Apple I mean, he was Adam I think I was a whore, whore, whore But he didn't get raped [Outro - Katy Perry, Far East Movement, Ke$ha] Katy Perry Go ah, ah, ah! Do you ever feel like-- Far East Movement Loading three dicks? Katy Perry Cock, cock, cock! (Ke$ha) You know, you don't wanna mess with Jesus (My leg!) Katy Perry Hurricoaster, you're original, cannot be replaced