🎵 C.R.A.P. // by MadTV

1 ContributorC.R.A.P. Lyrics [Chorus] There wasn't one good summer movie They all taste like ---- on me There ain't no way that I'm ever gonna see Anymore of this C.R.A.P [Verse 1] It's a pain to gettin' shot nine times, doesn't equal To the pain I felt from watchin' all these stupid-ass sequels That "Legal Blond" ho should give back her diploma Will and Martin should get back to being stoners "2 Fast 2 Furious" was a waste of 90 minutes The only good thing was Vin Diesel wasn't in it And "Spy Kids", this has to be stopped The girl's got boobies, the boy's balls have dropped "American Wedding" really made my ass sick How many places can that white boy put his ----? "Charlie's Angels 2", man these bitches really stumped Demi Moore should stay retired, cuz we all just got punk'd [Chorus] There wasn't one good summer movie Except that one about the fishes in the sea Even Angelina Jolie Could start a pile of this C.R.A.P [Verse 2] "Terminator 3" didn't get my vote I hope he gets beaten by the kids from "Diff'rent Strokes" "Dumb and Dumber" be dumber the moment it started By the time it was through, the audience was retarded Jim Carey was too busy preachin' ---- "Bruce Almighty" I like to yank the teeth out of [?] and smile at whitey How did he get that ho from "Friends" with the plastic bag? The only good bit about it was that God was black Look out, it is Ronny Yu's "Jason vs. Freddy" I like to take that film and chop it up with Jay's machete And what's up with Eddie Murphy tryin' to play a nanny? Go back to what you know or pick up a tranny Went to "The Hulk" and I felt like a chump It look like Ang Lee took a big green dump And "Gigli or "Jigli" or whatever the ---- they call it I call it a piece of crap, took $10 bucks from my wallet [Spoken Interlude] I mean seriously Whatever happen to strong characters Believable dialogue And following a 3-act story up? DAMN! [Chorus] There wasn't one good summer movie Someone put another bullet in me Gotta stay away from this marquee Gonna stick with my MadTV