🎵 Sextape // by The Midnight Beast

2 ContributorsSextape Lyrics [Verse 1: Stefan & Ash] Spend a night in Paris, do it in a Yaris Suck a penis really shitty to get some publicity If you wanna be a star, then unhook your frickin' bra The public won't care who you are until you pant on camera [Pre-Chorus: Stefan] Spread it like a virus Then maybe, somebody will come and hire us [Chorus: Stefan & Ash] Baby, we should make a sextape It's how you get famous, act a little heinous, finger in the anus Put it in a sextape Suckin' on my whatsit, Daddy shouldn't watch it I could play the boyfriend [Post-Chorus: Stefan & All] You could play my— Ho! (Hey! Hey! Hey!) You could play my— Ho! (Hey! Hey!) [Verse 2: Stefan & Ash] Time for the Kim Kardashian, the Pamela Anderson On a pedalo in Ibiza, Costa Rica with Tulisa On a boat with Tommy Lee, in a bеd with Mini-Me I swear, your mother will agree that it pays a dеcent fee [Pre-Chorus: Stefan] Spread that porno like it's herpes It's the only way to work into your thirties [Chorus: Stefan & Ash] Baby, we should make a sextape You'll be going viral Not that kind of viral, entering vaginal Put it in a sextape Next, it will be Miley, probability highly I could play the boyfriend [Post-Chorus: Stefan & All] You could play my— Ho! (Hey! Hey! Hey!) You could play my— Ho! (Hey! Hey! Hey!) [Bridge: Ash & Stefan] Assume a position and screw a musician Film with an actor, bent over a tractor Seduce a producer with implant bazookas Now that you're known For screaming and moaning in— [Chorus: Stefan & Ash] Sextapes School girl in detention, oiling up your engine, paying off your pension Put it in a sextape You could buy a penthouse, centerfold of Penthouse I could play the boyfriend When we make a sextape Famous on computers, beaming down the routers, getting out your hooters Put it in a sextape Stick it up on RedTube, cheeky bit of side-boob I could play the boyfriend [Post-Chorus: Stefan & All] You could play my— Ho! (Hey! Hey! Hey!) You could play my— Ho! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)