🎵 The Real Con Jarson // by Con Jarson

3 ContributorsThe Real Con Jarson Lyrics [Intro] Will the real Con Jarson please stand up? (No) Will the real Con Jarson- Ah, fuck it I made this beat, by the way Ay (Meow) (Meoow) Uh Yeah, we're gonna have a problem here [Verse] Yeah I just farted on my own face I've been doing okay, insane Watchin' way I spit flame I ain't got time for you lames, that's just how it is Got a problem with the kid? Go ahead and swallow kids Fuck you up, I'm so legit You don't like the way I spit? Get over it I'm stupid, I'm a nuisance Used to be a student, fuck that, I'm truant Watch the way I do shit I'm full of hubris (Cocky) Eating carrots with the motherfucking hummus Got a problem? Suck dick likе a gay husband (Gay) Every day I'm hustlin', No money coming in (Nope) And my vision doubling (Doubling) I'll prolly nеver go big, I'm desperate for pussy I'll prolly fuck a pig right now (Oink) I'm the motherfucking shit, take a shit in the toilet seat Rappers nowadays disappointing me They do different miracle, fuck y'all, I'm not spiritual I'm an imbecile, rapping isn't difficult Working 'till I get results Never doin' what I'm told and I'm beautiful as suckin' on toe, for sure That's just how it goes And I eat froyo with the strawberries My dick's so hairy, extraordinary, living like I'm Larry (Larry) Wow, buckle me now, I might fuck a cow (Cow) Being wack is in style (Style) Also I'm a pedophile Said that just to make you smile (Smile) [Chorus] I'm Con Jarson, the real Con Jarson All these other Con Jarsons, stop larking (Nope) I'm Con Jarson (No you're not) Yeah I'm Con Jarson (Shut up) Yeah Will the real Con Jarson just stop larking (No) Yeah Eh, yeah song is done, fuck it. (Fuck it)