🎵 Bound 2 Parody // by Bart Baker

2 ContributorsBound 2 Parody Lyrics [Intro: Bart Baker as Kanye West, Backup Vocals by Shani Shousterman] Uh Huh Honey This video might be the worst thing in history Even worse than when I asked Kim to marry me Bound Douchbags in love, B, B, B, B, B Bound Douchbags in love, Uh Huh Honey [Verse 1: Kanye West, AlphaCat as Barack Obama] Why am I inside a 90's screensaver? These backgrounds look like old Windows wallpaper I'm losing my brain, this concept is trash Why the hell am I dressed up like a lumberjack? I know that I'm a narcissistic psycho Ignorant, going on rants at every show Even the president said I'm a jackass It's a true fact, the whole country knows that I think I'm a lyrical genius, but why? Most of the lyrics in this song would make Pac cry And how come Kim looks like a wannabe J Lo? Only thing bigger than her ass is my еgo Uh, I'm so childish If you critique me, I'll fucking lose it Throw a tantrum likе a 5-year-old kid And that's the reason why, I am a gay fish [Chorus: Bart Baker as Charlie Wilson, Backup Vocals] Kim K, and Kanye, together Is damn sure to make the world throw up Please save us, God Uh Huh Honey [Verse 2: Kanye West] This just turned into a gross sex tape Ya might as well call me the new Ray J But hey, that's how Kim got famous I mean damn, might as well show off her only true talent Yes, we named our Kimyaby North West And yes, it's because we're smug and mindless But hey, who wouldn't want their first kid To be named, after a direction? And I think that I am the black Jesus Why you think I named my new album Yeezus? Now it's my time to die for your sins Watch out God, here comes Kanye bitch [Chorus: Charlie Wilson, Backup Vocals] Kanye, is dead now He's flying, through the clouds This is really messed up Heaven is, fucked Uh Huh Honey