🎵 Hit Me Back (Dear Charles) | Stan Parody // by ChrisLPerez

3 ContributorsHit Me Back (Dear Charles) | Stan Parody Lyrics [Chorus: ChrisLP] My taser's gone cold, I'm wondering why I Can't break this fragile wall No ammo to shoot through this window And I can't dodge at all Or even tablet-jump as high as Gray And Latte's on the leaderboards He reminds me that I'm not so fast It makes me sad! [Verse 1: ChrisLP] Dear Charles, I pinged you, but you still ain't callin' I fixed some cells, but my majors and nitpicks you didn't fix though I sent two reports back in Autumn, you must not've got'em There probably was a problem with The Promidius or something Sometimes l send the weirdest bugs, yet no one's gonna find'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man, how's your dayjob? My Girlfriеnd's Invisible too, I doubt that yours is hotter If I had a daughter, guеss what I would call her? I would name her Amélie I read about your partner Pauline too, I'm sorry I had a friend who stopped moddin' coz your code was too hard for him I know that baldus keeps telling you the same, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the 0.1.5 dev build that you once sent I got the Space Run 3D posters and wallpapers, man I liked The Pulsar's Journey app too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get this, man Hit me back, just to chat. Truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stian [Chorus: ChrisLP] My hover won't work, I don't know why I can't get across this hall No jetpack to fly through this window I've got no health at all And I can't mod the game as much as J But Sakul's on the leaderboards He reminds me, that I'm not so fast I'll soon be last! [Verse 2: ChrisLP] Dear Charles, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans! If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your live stream You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Mandy That's my little sister, man, she's only 12 years old We'd been reporting bugs for you for four hours and you just said: "No!" That's pretty shitty, man, you're like her favorite idol She wants to play games like yours, man, she likes you more than Eidos I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Discord? You said if I'd write you, you would write back... See, I'm just like you, in a way, I never knew how to code neither I used to only cheat in games if I couldn't beat'em I can relate to the feelings in FS songs So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put'em on 'Coz I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of Haze Games across the chest Sometimes I even use debug to give you more stuff to fix It's like a vendetta - for how long I've waited for LE See, every feature you plan is fuel, and all your promises are fire My ex was jealous 'cause I talked about you more than I did her But she didn't know you like I know you, Aze, no one does! She didn't know what it was like for gamers like us growin' up You gotta call me, man! I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever love Sincerely yours, Stian P.S. We should split the revenues... [Chorus: ChrisLP] Your laser's gone cold, I'm wondering why It doesn't hurt my balls The morningstar got banned from Haze Games And I'm not sad at all I was 'bout to speedrun Ch1 today But baldus on the leaderboards It reminds me, that cheating's bad That's what she said! [Verse 3: ChrisLP] Dear Mister "I'm too good to call or write my fans" This will be the last message I ever send your ass! Been six months with no updates, I don't deserve it I know you got my last two reports, my ALT and B keys are just perfect So this is my pre-alpha key I'm sending you, invalidate it I'm really pissed right now, I'm sending 90 nitpicks your way Hey Charly, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to play? You know that dialogue in ch2 'bout the protagonist finding a bar And then the girl says it's not the right place to be drinking But near a Tree they've found a bottle, got drunk and drowned in the pond? That's kinda how this is, you coulda stopped me from playtesting Now it's too late, I've made a thousand bug reports in 4 years And all I wanted was a level editor, not a role I've uninstalled your games, they're all just gone like Saul I loved you Charly, we could've lived together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't code and you dream about it And when you realize you can't release FS, you will scream about it I hope these bugs will eat your game and you can't fix'em without me See, Charles... Shut up baldus! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Charly, that's your number 1 fan screamin' in the trunk But I didn't time him out, I just tied him up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if he suffocates, he'll get bruises and banned from life too Well, gotta go, I'm by the London Bridge now Oh, sh!t, I forgot... If I keep cursing I'll just get timed out! [Chorus: SakulTheSlayer] Jav's LE gone cold, I'm wondering why He's just using A.I The mod from Gray seen through the window It makes me wanna fall Was gonna hang with Sayori today But someone finally joined the call IT was melody in Voiceless Chat Who made me mad! [Verse 4: SakulTheSlayer] Dear Stian, I meant to reply to you sooner, but I've just been busy You said your girlfriend's invisible too, how see through is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that I saw the report from your sister, I'll give her a tester role hat I'm sorry I didn't see your reports, the bot must've missed 'em Don't think I did that shit intentionally to embarass you But what's this shit about destroyin' Baldus' times too? Why'd you get jealous, dawg, you know he ain't gonna stick like glue You got'em bugs man, you need to get some sleepin' To help you with'em headaches, I'll have to mute you for the weekend And what's this shit about us profittin' together? That type of shit'll make me stay away from you forever I really think you and your girlfriend need each other Or maybe you just need to fuck her, brother I hope you didn't burn her feathers, I just hope I've hit you back in time Before you stop buggin', I'm sure that you'd be doing just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad that I inspire you But, Stian, why are you so mad? Try to understand that I don't want you getting banned I just don't want you to do some Baldus shit I've seen this one shit on the server a couple months ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk jetpacking over London Bridge With a bald guy on his back, who wouldn't stop saying "Lemme sheat!" And in the Big Room was a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about it, his name was, it was you Damn!