🎵 (If You’re Wondering If It’s April Fools’) It’s April Fools’ // by El Zoinko

1 Contributor(If You’re Wondering If It’s April Fools’) It’s April Fools’ Lyrics [Intro: James Hetfield, Kid Cudi, Macklemore] Raditude! Get myself a new friend Get myself a new friend (Now) [Verse 1: Macklemore] Walk into the club like, "What up? I got a big cock" Nah, I'm just pumped, I bought some shit from a thrift shop Ice on the fringe is so damn frosty The people like, "Damn, that's a cold-ass honkey" Rollin' in hella deep, headed to the mezzanine Dressed in all pink 'cept my gator shoes, those are green Draped in a leopard mink, girl standin' next to me Probably should've washed this, smells like R. Kelly sheets Bag it, coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments Passin' up on those moccasins someone else has been walkin' in Bummy and grungy, fuck it, man, I am stunting and flossin' And saving my money and I'm hella happy, that's a bargain, bitch I'ma take your grandpa's style, I'ma take your grandpa's style No, for real, ask your grandpa, can I have his hand-me-downs? (Thank you) Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers Dookie-brown leather jacket that I found diggin' They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard I bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a knee board Hello, hello, my ace man, my mellow John Wayne ain't got nothing on my fringe game, hell no [Chorus: Pierre Bouvier] What's new, Scooby-Doo? We're comin' after you You're gonna solve that mystery I see you, Scooby-Doo The trail leads back to you What's new, Scooby-Doo? What's new, Scooby-Doo? We're gonna follow you You're gonna solve that mystery We see you, Scooby-Doo We're comin' after you What's new, Scooby-Doo? [Verse 2: Big Boi] Ready for action, nip it in the bud We never relaxing, OutKast is everlasting Not clashing, not at all But, see, my n***a went to do a little acting Now, that's for anyone asking, give me one, pass 'em Drip-drip-drop—there goes an eargasm Now you cumming out the side of your face We tapping right into your memory banks (Thanks!) So "click it or ticket," let's see your seat belt fastened Trunk rattling, like two midgets in the backseat 'rassling Speakerboxxx vibrate the tag Make it sound like aluminum cans in the bag But I know y'all wanted that 808 Can you feel that B-A-S-S, bass? But I know y'all wanted that 808 Can you feel that B-A-S-S, bass? [Chorus: Brendon Urie] So, testosterone boys and harlequin girls: Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close? So, testosterone boys and harlequin girls: Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close? So, testosterone boys and harlequin girls: Dance to this beat So, testosterone boys and harlequin girls: Dance to this beat And hold a lover close [Bridge: Brendon Urie, The Sonars] Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster Let's get these teen hearts beating faster The song that you ran from is back again You wonder if the madness will ever end Try to escape, it's futile So just listen again to the musical doodle [Chorus: Wanz, The Sonars] I'll wear your granddad's clothes (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) I look incredible (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) I'm in this big-ass coat (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) From that thrift shop down the road (So just listen again to my musical doodle) I'll wear your granddad's clothes (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) I look incredible (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) I'm in this big-ass coat (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) From that thrift shop down the road (So just listen again to my musical doodle) I'm gonna pop some tags (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) Only got twenty dollars in my pocket (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) I'm, I'm, I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) This is fucking awesome (So just listen again to my musical doodle) I'm gonna pop some tags (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) Only got twenty dollars in my pocket (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) I'm, I'm, I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) This is fucking awesome (So just listen again to my musical doodle)