🎵 My Name Is Keith // by Keithian 2 Dope

1 Contributor My Name Is Keith Lyrics Being a humorous parody of “My Name Is” by Eminem, this song has a lot of complete and utter bullshit that you wouldn’t find elsewhere. This was truly the greatest time ever. You had to be there. [Chorus] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, shka shka Keith Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, shka shka Keith Shady (Uhhh. Hm.) Hi, my name is, what? (Excuse me?) My name is, who? My name is, shka shka Keith Shady (Can I have the attention of your ears?) Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? (For one second?) My name is, shka shka Keith Shady [VERSE 1: Keithian and etsuron] Hi kids, do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch spikes through each one of my eyes? Then copy me by doing the exact same thing? Try acid and get fucked up worse than Steve Jobs? My brain's dead. Wait. I'm trying to get my head straight But I can't figure out which gay dude I want to impregnate And then Ron said, "Keith Shady, what's 9+10?" 19 "No dumbass, it's not 19. Man, you wasted." Well, since back then, I've felt like I'm someone else Because my original self fell from the top story rooftop Got pissed off and ripped Elon Musk's nuts off And smacked him so hard, I knocked his dumbass backwards I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast Come here dude, "Shady wait a minute, that's my boy dawg!" I don't give a fuck, Ron sent me to piss the world of- [Chorus] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is shka shka Keith Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, shka shka Keith Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, shka shka Keith Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, shka shka Keith Shady [VERSE 2] My english teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35 I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper Walked in the club, had my jacket zipped up Flashbanged the bartender, then stuck my dick in the cups Extraterrestrial, running over stupid asses in a spaceship While they're screaming at me "Let's just be friends!" 99 percent of my life I was been lied to I just found out Gabe Newell does not want to release Half-Life 3 When I thought I'd grow up to see the game's new chapter (Damn) Gabe's talking about a new handheld console and namin' it after steam What a yapper (No thank you) You know you blew up when women rush your stands And try to touch your microphone stands (Stop! Women! No!) This guy at Big Boner Avenue asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it, "Dear Asshole, thanks for the support, asshole." [Chorus] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, shka shka Keith Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, shka shka Keith Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, shka shka Keith Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, shka shka Keith Shady [VERSE 3] Stop the tape, this guy needs to be put in a psych ward! Ron, don't just stand there, operate! I'm not ready to die but it ain't scary for me (Fuck that) I've still got so much to do, they'll have to bury my ass alive Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide I just drank all of Rad's alcohol, dare me to drive? (Go ahead!) All my life I've been very deprived I ain't had a women in years and I think I may be gay (Whoops!) Dipped myself in oil like what the fuck? I spit bars when I talk, I'll strangle anything that walks (Hey, C'mere!) When I was small, they used to get me and throw me in pits How are you gonna make a song like this, dude? None of this fits I lay awake and I'm strapped in the bed Like sleep paralysis, what's going on in my head? 'Cause I'm psycho (Rahhh!) And by the way if you see Violent J? (Yeah?) Tell him I'm the real violent one, 'kay? [Chorus] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is,shka shka Keith Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, shka shka Keith Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, shka shka Keith Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, shka shka Keith Shady