🎵 Were So Dumb // by the 2 dumbasses

1 Contributor Were So Dumb Lyrics the song is meant to be a very dumb song hence the name, its offensive and me and ###### do not give two ****** anyways enjoy (verse 1- atharv) Let's start where to start, maybe begin with a little message to those assholes teachers who gave me that f that semester, I was lookin after, don't be frickin jester Lucky that my hands ain't packin' a heater I'm way too dumb, a certified sleeper But we don't look like chumps, we just run the routine While I dream of girls in some tight ass jeans (Whoa, you can't say that shit—he said it!) Try growing up in an indian household, parents have you in a chokehold, but your homies just sold dope and groped you Maybe you all should just elope like the pope with this fistful of globes And I just sit back, relax, eat packs, smoke crack and find out who found out Trump likes tramps Uh, we have won the war, we're not poor, this war is a chore, and our asses and faces are all sore Hey its eppy guys, don't be so pissy, looks like the FBI got super hissy like a pussy Bet you never thought a brown kid could rap Put a ladder to the words, now I'm closing the gap “Oh, his words are hate speech and not super great, just screech” Thanks, bitch though I thought you were supposed to have a taco, not a wiener Oh shit, you're a tranny, you look like a granny, well I'll have to kick so hard in your fanny But how a child distinguish one gay daddy from another gay daddy It would be super handy to have a dandy tag to call em fruity with candy Back in kindergarten, I always had to restart it. Every teacher I talked to always thought i was retarded One day in school, Pop Girl walked in, Stanley Cup in her hand, said 'stop eyef-ing me, I'm too good for your band, but ew, toxic masculinity, damn, basically, just stay away from me She sat down next to me, groaned, and shoved me with her shoulder. I smacked her in the face, choked her with her boot lace Stabbed her face with a pen, and better be saying grace just because we (chorus) Were so dumb Look likes chumps Dont be a grump That girls would dump In stadiums we jump Just because we so dumb Were so dumb Smoke all the buds We rap so hard we look like duds But we diss you so hard we leave no crumbs All because we so dumb (verse 2-aryan) Yo It's the DU-DOUBLE M Aight lets goo Y'all expected me here, it's by my name Never change, I did, I always stay the same Always been so dumb Got a face and a brain that only mum could love Failed everything I tried in school, and it's been so rough Walked around like a fool, I ain't got no shoes Just shoved some booze down my throat till I just can't choose I ain't got no clues and where to go, im so lost Always wearing this mask, it's too much to ask For me to take it off, I just scoff and cough And leave it on my head till the day im dead And my boy ak here tried to rip it out So I pulled my Glock and just shoved it in his mouth Till he gave it up But after that, we became best buds I know to all you horses out there Ya’ll can feel the pain Got no mind to care Its like we ain't got no brain Always living in vain Not knowing how to open a door Or sleep on the floor My head is so empty It got me thinking For the first time in my life I can undo a light Yo dumm, don’t smite, but your high, in the sky, dont even try, to walk or talk youll die Well dang.. I might as well just give up, always been the runt– Ey, dumm, wake up, schools in a minute (chorus) Were so dumb Look likes chumps Dont be a grump That girls would dump In stadiums we jump Just because we so dumb Were so dumb Smoke all the buds We rap so hard we look like duds But we diss you so hard we leave no crumbs