2 ContributorsPolygamy is Pricey Lyrics
[Verse 1]
They say polygamy is pricey
And not as fine as it might seem
I got greedy, tried to get them all on my team
So I went heavy on the night scene
If you could see the things that I've seen
You couldn't clear the vision from your eyes with Visine
Me and wifey had a kid in my teens
So I had to hustle hard, pushing past the night's dreams
I remember how it all started
I got selfish, didn't care about the brokenhearted
More girls, good times, we just went harder
Money blown like the storm, we were real marauders
At the bar spending loot, more than the coop
It was bomb till baby mamas went hard with the boot
Now I'm out in the street, expecting two from the two
Sound crazy, but the story is true, true
[Chorus]
Somebody told me that life was good
I told 'em, "That's cool, homie, that's on your side, but my life's hood"
He just laughed like he understood
Why we both sat stressed out trying to get as high as we could
I got problems
You know I got problems
(More girls, why she giving you neck?)
(Till you gotta go to see a check, polygamy is pricey)
[Verse 2]
My Jimmy got me in a wreck again
I guess that's why they call it a predicament
I'm looking like a stereotype for Mexicans
'Cause I got a gang of kids staying in my residence
First of the month, here come the stress again
Hold up, let me fold up with the medicine
Smoke one to the head, plot resident
Thinking how can I get some dead presidents
I got the ex on the brink, wifey want a mink
The mistress want a drink, all I wanted was the pink
In the blink of an eye, I was caught up in a try
Ain't gonna lie, Friday for the girlfriend, Saturday for wives
I got no time for extra combo
Telling three girls the same shit, but save the best for my main chick
She said, "Imagine if the game flipped
Then you're wondering why they trip"
That didn't stop me from breaking the rule again
I guess you could call me a fool
Now I'm out on the street, expecting two from the two
Sound crazy, but the story is true, true
[Chorus]
Somebody told me that life was good
I told 'em, "That's cool, homie, that's on your side, but my life's hood"
He just laughed like he understood
Why we both sat stressed out trying to get as high as we could
I got problems
You know I got problems
(More girls, why she giving you neck?)
(Till you gotta go to see a check, polygamy is pricey)
[Outro]
Sometimes we play now and pay later
'Cause we know polygamy is very pricey
But go ahead with your bad self
Just remember, the one that you want, high is gonna cost you so much
Polygamy is pricey
On that note, we got a special guest tonight on bass
My man, Baby Jesus
Take it away, baby boy
(Yeah, yeah)
(We gotta go, Tito)
(The bartender's just trying to keep us here so she can make more money)
(She's a smart lady)
(You may be wrong, but I think at least you're honest)
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